I was at the store today and ended up flirting with a gal. I didn't mean to, I'm happily married, but I like to keep my game sharp. Anyways we got to talking about some bbq sauce, I made some joke about getting together for a bbq and she said "I have a boyfriend." I used the line I've seen repeated here "We just met and already you're telling me your problems!" She replied "He's not a problem!" I said without thinking "Well I'm glad he won't be a problem."

I thought the "telling me your problems" line was just a funny throw away line, but oh my no. I could see the hamper spinning, and I admit my hamster was spinning as well with the genius of that line. Imagine her shock when I ended the convo a little later with a "well, take care!" and didn't ask for her number. She would have totally been DTF if I would have pursued it.

This is powerful stuff we learn here boys. Use it wisely, and don't break up any homes that don't need breaking up.