So as a veteran attending college I run into the stereotypical "modern feminist" quite often. This discussion was with a girl in my class who has no idea how the real world works, but has been injected with enough man hate to spew rhetoric everywhere she goes. I humored her and played along with her just to see how ridiculous her "facts" were. Let's call her "Holly" a tall hb7 that cosplays.

  1. Referring to any girl in any negative way is sexist

    Holly said it multiple times, I'm pretty sure that females don't even know what sexist means anymore. Saying a girl has bad hygiene or should shave their legs is sexist, so is calling a girl fat, boring or weird. Yet when I said Holly had a nice rack and ass, it was more than okay.

  2. Feminism is not equality

    Holly asked me a few times if I was a feminist, I gave the "I believe in equal rights" spiel. She was astounded, "How could you not be a feminist, feminism is equality", I told her that feminists don't believe in equality. She got mad, "How could you even say that, you're so full of it, you need to check your facts." I laughed and told her that if she could find any feminist group that supported men's rights I would become a feminist on the spot, then Holly dropped the golden line, "Guys already have too many rights, they are the ones keeping women from rights."

  3. Feminist "Activism"

    When I was talking to Holly about a humanitarian deployment I was apart of in the service and how we built housing and schools in underdeveloped countries. Then I asked Holly if she did any charity work for women, her instant reply was "How dare you accuse me of not doing anything. I'll have you know I do the "slut" walk every year and attend female power meetings." So when I pressed "She was too busy" (part-time job and two classes a semester) and "She was a regular activist, even went to an anti Donald Trump rally." Bravo Holly.

  4. Her rights are more important than another girls

    My favorite part of our conversations here, Holly proved feminism in the US is really just selfishness. I started a discussion on how many other countries give women almost no rights, to which she said " I know that women need help across the world, but what I'm fighting for here is more important. We need to stop this gross sexist culture here and get what women deserve before we focus on helping others." Aka I care more about me than all other women in the world.