In order to best succeed in penetrating the human vagina, emotion, that being, the thing that makes you less logical, should be removed from the equation. No, this doesn't mean you should give into psychopathy and start trying to woo girls by wearing Bundy cosplay. Making a girl feel emotion is part of the success ratio. But, most guys over-complicate the female brain by agonizing over what to say or act. I have good news. If you get jacked, what you say or do is then lessened by a multiplier of .5, and if you have a good face it's even lower. (I suck at math) This is pussynomics.

Getting laid is a numbers game. The more whores aka women you talk to, the higher chance of getting laid. Some women don't want to get laid right now, so you're better off ditching her ass for now and finding a new project. The simple act of leaving a convo mystifies people, especially simps. They can't imagine leaving their beloved Wanisha or whatever dumb millennial name has become popular now. BPs really naming their daughters Khalesi, lol.

So, the first rule of pussynomics is to always be selling. Not to one mark. To many. This is sales. Your penis is a product. What you should also realize is you are also a buyer of vaginas. You can pick and choose which vagina you want to bid on. You might lose, but never feel like you don't get to pick what woman you want to fuck.

Second rule. Don't talk so much. I wish I had this pounded into my head with a sledgehammer when I was a kid. Once I got into sales, I realized the more they talked, the better the interaction went. Women love talking. I also love talking, but I've found it's better to just wait with a brief well-timed quip instead of dancing like a monkey with clown shoes on. Let them tire themselves out.

Third rule. Don't be unsure of anything you do or say. This sounds more difficult than it is. Confidence is perhaps the most important ingredient in a successful life. Even when I was a lazy high school pothead, my stupid retard confidence carried me through that and higher education despite not putting that much effort in. Never enter any interaction wondering what you should say. If they get offended, so what. Just say it. Everyone is gonna die from bat flu tomorrow, who gives a shit if you are working a little blue.

The final rule is to be fun. Be more fun than everyone in the room. This is easier with young people than I imagined. They tend to be very erratic and self-serious. Everything is seen with a lens of irony. So having genuine fun is like turning water into wine to them. Learn how to be funny, learn how to do cocaine, learn how to ride a motorcycle, learn how to drink beer with your ass. Learn how to get beat and beat people up. There's a million things you can do to have fun.

This has been pussynomics 101, professor Visible will see you faggots next semester. Log off and go party kids, it's fucking summer.