Some of these first originated in my Twitter feed (@blacklabellogic) where I tend to drop them fairly regularly, and some I haven't shared before on that platform for various reasons.

  1. Sleeping with women you work with is like putting a TV in your gym, it distracts from why you are there, and impedes your progress.

  2. Relationships are like a weed habit, you become complacent and get nothing done.

  3. Crazy women are like cocaine habits, expensive as fuck, and it always ends badly.

  4. Dating is like BBQ, if it heats up too fast, it always ends with something being on fire.

  5. Crazy women are like the CIA, you think everything is cool until you realize she went through all your stuff, and cut the brakes on your car.

  6. Having a blue pilled dating coach/relationship adviser is like having a naïve and trusting lawyer.

  7. In the present legal climate letting a woman be responsible for birth control is like letting the state do your taxes.

  8. A woman attempting to get you to have unprotected sex after the break-up is like trying to get you to burn the prenup prior to filing.

  9. Having unprotected sex with a woman after the break-up is like putting all your cash in the bank prior to filing for divorce.

  10. Self-deprecation to get people to like you is like doubling down on communism because you want to get rich.

  11. Moral arguments are like Geometry class, you try angles, end up going in circles, but inevitably get stuck in a square.

  12. Excuses are like shots of scotch, everyone has a few, some have too many, but truth is if you have too many, you won't get shit done.

  13. A woman treats her sexual history as an intelligence operative does his resume, it's classified, if they told you they have to kill you.

  14. A woman is a lot like a corporation, regardless of how shady, they always spin it as if doing a public virtuous service.

  15. Game can be duct tape or a solid strategy. It either holds a bad product together, or drives a solid product to new levels of success.

  16. Talking about game with a woman on a date, is like telling a guy how much you're fucking him over in a contract before he signs it.

  17. Being red pilled is like weight lifting, if you stop you inevitably backslide into a weaker version of yourself.

  18. Equality defined by politicians is like "fair and equitable settlement" as defined by a pissed off ex-wife.

  19. Having a long-distance relationship is like having a business where you think about getting money.

  20. A man looks at a woman and sees her perfection in-spite of her flaws, a woman looks at a man and sees his flaws despite his perfection.

  21. Marriage for men in 2017, is like an unpaid internship where if the employer is unhappy with the work performed, they can sue for damages.

  22. A pre-wall woman's actions in the sexual market place is like a cat chasing a laser-pointer.

  23. Make-up, spanx and instagram filters are to women as fake ATM receipts, rented cars, and escorts as to men.

  24. A man in the sexual market place is like a stable growth company, his value will increase from nothing during his lifetime.

Read the rest here: http://blacklabellogic.com/2017/04/06/red-pill-analogies-part-1/