WARNING: Dialogue Heavy.
Context: There's a bar/coffee place near my home. It's a great place to bring a date because of the atmosphere and it's close enough that I can drink and walk home with no concerns or worries. It was a long day and I decided to unwind with a drink before heading home. Since I know all the waitresses and even helped one out when a guy was drunk and creeping on her, I get free drinks all the time and they love me so great place to chill. The waitresses are all 19-24 with one being 26 or 28. Mostly 7-8 but one solid 9. My fav bartender, let's call her Hails, is working there and she greets me with the usual hug and greeting.
This is before Covid. Fucking Covid...
So, I'm sitting there and this cute brunette makes her way in. She sits not too far away from me (IOI 1) since the place is mostly vacant. I smile and raise my glass to her. She smiles back (IOI 2) and proceeds to order. I go back to watching the game on TV and make small talk with Hails.
While I do that cute brunette checks me out (IOI 3). 3 is enough for me to engage so I do that.
Me: If you want to switch the station, you can I'm not really interested. I'm 319skew btw.
Her: Thanks, I'm Alexa.
Me: What?
Her: Alexa.
Me: Alexa, you're far away. Come closer so that I don't have to yell at you. (Compliance test).
Alexa *Moves closer to me* (Helps with Kino and she responded)
Me: There isn't that much better. Now, I don't have to yell. So, Alexa, haven't seen you in here before.
Alexa: I haven't been here before. My first time.
Me: Oh first times are important, *grabs the menu from her and smiles* You should order this.
Alexa: It does sound good.
Me: Great. Hails, Alexa is going to have the cheesecake. (Take charge)
Alexa: Wait *laugh* I haven't decided that yet.
Me: Nonsense, tell you what, if you don't like it, I'll eat it.
Alexa: *smiles* flicks hair back so what do you do?
Me: Professional alcoholic (Mysterious)
Alexa: *laughs* No. Seriously. What do you do?
Me: What? You don't think I'm serious about drinking? Why don't you have a drink with me and we can find out which one of us breaks first? (Hamster a drinking excuse)
Alexa: No, I can't. My husband may get mad if I had a drink with a guy before I come home. (Shit test)
Me: That's lame. Just tell him I'm gay.
Alexa: Are you?
Me: Only on Tuesday.
Alexa: *laughs again* and slaps my shoulders
*Hails comes by with the cheesecake* He's not giving you trouble is he? *smiles at me* (Women make amazing wings and social proof)
Me: *Fake shocked look* What?
Alexa: *Smiles* No, he's good.
Me: *Shit eating grin* You don't know that. Also notice that she's moving in closer. So I move in closer as well, grab a piece of the cheesecake and feed it to her. *Compliance test 2.
Alexa: OK. You're right. This is good.
Me: I know my shit but to be honest. I was kinda hoping you'd hate it so that I can get an excuse to be a fat ass and eat a cheesecake.
Alexa: *laughs*
Me: This is annoying me. *Pulls hair away from face behind ear* Much better, so Alexa.
Alexa: *smiles again* After this cheesecake, I gotta get going.
Me: Oh? Why's that?
Alexa: I promised my husband that I'd be home after I grab a bite to eat.
Me: So, take your time *shit eating grin*
Alexa: You always do what you want?
Me: Yea.
Alexa: I miss that sometimes.
Me: What do you mean? *Lean in close*
Alexa: It's just...
Me: Look, if you don't want to say it, you don't have to. God knows that I've done messed up shit so I won't judge but sometimes it helps to get something off your chest. *wink*
Alexa: *smiles* I'm not really happy with my marriage.
Me: *Acts horrified* No way. OMG. You're worse then Isis.
Alexa: No, I'm serious. It's just that my husband...he's..we'll he's kind of boring. He too serious. I don't know. I'm such a bad person.
<Going to pause right here. Some of you guys are reading this thinking that this is bullshit. Women don't really talk like that. They do. They will hamster a reason that makes the guy the reason for them to hang out with someone else, make out, and cheat. She's not the bad person. It's her husband that's too busy/not emotional enough/boring/asshole etc. You just smile and nod and let them vent it out and they'll TALK themselves into it.>
Me: *Eye contact* We're all bad people but fuck it. We only live once. To be honest, I don't think you're a bad person. You just have a stripper name but that's not your fault.
Alexa: *laughs and punches my arm* (physical escalation)
Alexa: I'm not a stipper.
Me: I mean, you've got the legs for it but maybe not the best tits, sorry.
Alexa: *Fake anger* That's kinda rude. (DARE not DEER)
Me: *laughing* I mean, you're mad that I'm not saying that you look the part of a stripper?
Alexa: *Smiling flushed* No, but ... I do have a nice booty.
Me: Stand up and give us a thrill.
Alexa: *Stands up and shows me her butt*
Me: Ok, maybe you do but I'd say that your legs are where it's at.
Alexa: I used to do ballet when I was younger. You can feel muscles.
Me: Places my hand on her leg and starts to move it up her thigh.
Alexa: *Exhales a bit but makes eye contact*
Me: I do see that *Maintain eye contact*
<Second pause here. There are a few factors that are occurring which is different then OP. Rather than talk about Florida oranges or some shit, I made the interaction one of dominance and submission. I made the interaction have a sexual undertone. I made the interaction flirty, fun and a bit more alluring. I'm using all my environment around me to get the desires outcome. Social proof, taking charge, letting her feel my body, putting ideas in her head, teasing her, all these things. This is happening over the course of an hour and already I KNOW she's thinking about how I'd be fucking her. She wants it. Hell, she probably thought about it within the few moments of meeting me. She may have even gone to the bar looking for some dick. Don't care. The point I'm trying to make is rather than being "move the conversation to a more complex place and begin to extract what this persons values are" I've established that I'm a guy that is free spirited, attracted, and non judgmental but FUN to be around.>
Me: *Continues to rub her thigh for a bit longer slightly teasing her before abruptly stopping*
Alexa: I...I should get going.
Me: Alright, grab the bill and let's get going. I'll walk you to your car.
Alexa: *nods* Sure.
Me: *Grabs her arm and escorts her out*
Alexa: Well, it was nice meeting you.
Me: Oh? No proper goodbye?
Alexa: What do you mean? *Smiles sheepishly*
Me: In my country (not originally from here so I have a bit of an accent), we say goodbye with a kiss. It's rude not to.
Alexa: You think so?
Me: *leans in close to her face expecting a kiss*
Alexa: *doesn't move away*
Me: *Brings her close and kiss her then deepen the kiss. Can tell she's turned on because she presses up against my body. I then press her up against the car and deepen the kiss more. *
Alexa: We, we should stop.
Me: We should. *Continue to kiss her*
Alexa: Someone may see us.
Me: *nod* Yep.
Alexa: *Opens up her car and goes inside*
Me: *goes inside after her and continue to kiss her progressing this further*
Now, I'm going to stop here since you guys can guess what happened next and I don't need to get into details.
This was my last ONS since fucking Covid and my 2nd fastest meet to lay so it's still fresh in my memory.
This isn't a humble brag since most of the guys reading this have had sex, and meeting a woman in a bar then having sex in public isn't a milestone. She may have just wanted a dick and I was just there. Who knows. At any rate, the point of this long story and FR is that when you make the interaction sexual, you get a result. It may have been a goodbye but then I'm not spending 2 hrs finding out about her grandmother's maiden name and her star sign. I'm not giving her the impression that I'm going to be her orbiter or friend. I'm here for me. I happen to like her and if she likes me back, we could have sex.
It could have gone the other way. Where you trigger her ASD or she's not THAT attracted to you. I got 3 IOIs and have ZERO to lose from this so I went with it. Fucking Hailes came through as a champ for me and why logistics are always important.
I'm also sure that some of the vets here can highlight some of the things I did right or can do better. Whatever, I was asked to post this so I delivered.
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This is by far the best FR I've ever read, and the second best post after Uncle V's 99 level DGAF post.
I have yet to experience this kinda shit, What were you wearing dude?
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I am a script writer for brazzers, and I will be using this as my next plot.
edit: are you sure this really happened to you ? we used this same exact plot in 2017
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yeah we can arrange that. Which name would you like us to use ?
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What kind of IOI's did she give you that made you decide to approach her?
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You are one creep you know that