Scene from a shitty hotel pool. Based on a true story
Ent:One horrible pig with small two children aged between 7-9 one boy and one girl both overweight,but well mannered and clearly nice kids.Both kids have a look of pure joy as if they never seen a pool before.the kind of joy that only children can experience and adults try to mimic thru chemicals,buying shit they don't need,and hurting people.
Pig mom:Okay kids!get in!
The whole clan jumps in and goes thru the standard repertoire of basic novelty swiming manuevers.this lasts for about 4 mins. Little boy:Mommy watch!
Mother ignores little boy
little girl:mommy! mommy! watch me!
Mother ignores little girl and proceds to exit pool and sits down on deck chair after a solid 5 minuets in the water. The children give up on getting their mother's attention and proceed to salvage their swim. Mother picks up cell phone and proceeds to play with it for about 10 min.Ignoring her small children the whole while.(in a 6ft pool) About this time is when the mother decides it is time to get some photos and proceed to ask the children to smile and pose. They placate her although they cleary rather enojy their time in the pool naturally and not fabricate a moment in time that never occured.After a direction of action that would make martin scorsesse proud she gets the shots she desired,this lasts about 5 min. the mother sits back
down and continues to play with her phone,most likey posting things to myface such as "swiming with my angels" or "it is moments like these for when I truly feel blessed" The children try in vain to get their mothers attention,but she is otherwised engaged.
Little girl:mommy! mommy! watch me Litlle boy:MOMMY! look at me.
About this time the post wall pig decides it is time to go after a solid 19 minuets in the pool.Right about the time the children are warmed up are ready to enjoy themselves.
Horrible pig:Ok! let's go. Little boy:I don't wanna go. Post wall Pig:I said we are leaving.
The boy's spirt is clearly broken as he probably has been thru this a few times before and he gets out,dejected and defeated. The little girls spirt is not totally broken yet,she begins to mount a rebuke.
little boy:Man!This stinks. Little girl:I'm NOT Leaving!I wanna swim longer.
The pig alternates looking at her phone and yelling at her children.
Horrible Pig:Get out of the pool!NOW! Little girl:We just got here! Horrible pig:GET OUT OF THE POOL RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!
In a act of defiance the girl makes a break for it and swims as if she is escaping a great white. The post wall hag has had enough of this and pulls the small child out of the pool.
Post wall Pig:GET OVER HERE! Little girl:I just wanted to swim a little while longer.
They head out of the pool area with the mother yelling and both children crying.At least they have some pictures of their perfect day.Mom will get her 100 likes and all the other post wall hags will cheer her on. that is what is really important. Creating a real moment and enriching your children's minds and bodies is so 20th century.
FADE OUT
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