You know you have totally failed a shit test (or multiple ones) when a girl completely loses interest in you, especially one that had a lot of interest in you initially.
Fail: I met a smoking hot 26 year old blonde Latina with green eyes in Vegas last year around labor day. I was in really good shape at the time, had been training regularly and hard at the gym, and was feeling totally alpha. I was hanging out in the lobby at Dre's nightclub but didn't want to pay the cover to go in. I was with my friend and we started talking to the bouncer. My friend is military and continued chatting with the bouncer who was also ex military; meanwhile I saw a smoking hot blonde latin girl with her nipples poking through her top. I didn't talk to her, and soon the bouncer was letting me and my friend in for being military (Im not military but still got in). After being in the club for about 30 mins, we realized it was mostly dudes and the chicks were all just druggies and club girls which is not really my type so we left.
Outside, I saw the latina again and she gave me a solid signal of interest by looking and smiling at me. I hesitated only for a few seconds before I told my friend and asked him to wing it with her friend for me. Right away sparks flew and I got her number. We met at a pool party the following day and made out like crazy and got wasted. After the pool party, I took her to a nice dinner (lame beta move but whatever) and then brought her back to my hotel room. We started making out, and I was taking off her clothes... she had a gorgeous body with really big pussy lips (a huge turn on for me). This drove me nuts and I fucked the shit out of her twice. She left sometime late at night with a big smile on her face.
After leaving Vegas I contacted her through text, and she was really looking forward to hanging out. She regularly texted me about how she missed me and can't wait to see me, but then her mom got hospitalized and she disappeared for a month. During this time the new call of duty came out and i blew off working out for a month. Fast forward two months and I wasnt nearly as physically fit nor as confident due to binging on a video game instead of working out, but I set up a date with her. The date went well but it was really awkward, because it wasnt vegas. I wasnt nearly as confident as I was in vegas due to my shit lifestyle in the previous couple months, but still held her hand and went for a kiss at the end of the date.
We then scheduled another date and she drove nearly an hour to come see me, we went for a hike. But when I invited her back into my house, she said she had to go do Halloween stuff with her brother. I made a big deal out of it (because I was totally expecting to get laid) and asked her why she would drive an hour down to see me, but then only stay for an hour and not come in. Afterwards I tried to recover and play it cool, but realized I totally blundered the whole thing by not being indifferent. She completely lost interest in me and that was the end of that, at least I got to fuck her in vegas though.
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