So, the other day, my LTR and I were hanging around the house when she turns on the TV. Of course, she goes for the girly shows like "Say Yes to the Dress". Now, if you haven't see this show, you are not missing anything. It is pure smut and degrading to men and women. But it is set up like the whole "You go gurl" BS.

So, as I was making my morning protein shake, I happened to glance at it. Overweight, ugly women trying on wedding dresses that go for thousands....not hundreds...thousands of dollars. And the great salesmen and women acting like they are there to make these entitled bitch's dreams come true. Of course, being a chick raised on the belief that she is a princess, my LTR is into it.

Being a responsible man, and leader of the relationship; it is my job to not let my flock get astray. So, I tell her to turn the crap off and cook us some eggs and bacon. "Babe, I like this show. Please, just 5 more minutes". Just like a little girl haha. (Most responsible teenager in the house).

"Fine", I say. "But I'm gonna watch it with you and show you why I want you to stop watching this crap."

Being black, she is hit hard from the government propaganda department. Everything from shitty ass racist BET showing her how to be a worthless ghetto chick, to MTV showing J-Lo starving for attention while shaking her old used up ass. And then there are these wedding/marriage shows.

As we sit there, we were watching this approx 250 lbs chick trying to squeeze into these dresses. Of course, the whole show, she is explaining how she DESERVES this Christmas themed wedding. When asked why she deserved it, she responded with "Because I'm a princess". I started laughing and said "I wonder what country her dad is the King in because I know they eat well in that country."

They then probe her as to why she wanted a Christmas wedding.

"Because ever since I saw my first Disney movie when I was 8, I wanted a Christmas princess wedding."

That's right. Fucking Disney. Brainwashing the masses since the early 1900s. Yes, you too can grow up and have everything because you are a princess and deserve a rich, handsome, prince on a white steed.

After she finds the dress that is just perfect and helps hide the spare tire around her waist, she asks how much it is. 4000 fucking dollars. For a dress that will be worn once and have vodka spilled all over it. Of course, her and her single mother's broke ass can't pay for it because their budget is 3000 dollars. So, she puts on the sad face and the workers can feel her pain. So, of course, they promise to see what they can do. After a few minutes, they come back with miraculous news...the owner has agreed to sell the dress to her for a "secret price" of 2999.99. Oh hurray! and how convenient that you can drop the price on a princess dress that was probably made in China or Korea that you most likely only paid a few hundred dollars for.

This went on for a couple more post-wall princesses. And what bothered me most, were the men that came with them and her family. These men were the typical beta "bb-bb-but she loves me" idiots.

After all was said and done, she happily turned off the TV and started cooking. I could still tell there was that hidden thought of wanting a princess wedding but was slowly fading.

When in a LTR, you have to watch out for things like these that will try and brainwash your chick. It is your job as a Shepard to lead your flock. Do not fall into temptation to buy over priced rocks and cheap chinese dresses. You don't need them and they do nothing for your relationship. If you are in a LTR with a chick who can't accept this and still actually love you, then she is a entitled selfish bitch that you need to dropped.

Stay on your toes, men. Satan, the government, aliens, or whatever you believe is controlling the world; is out to destroy everything. It is all about power and control. Even the cutest of cartoons (dumbo, cars, etc) are brainwashing the public. Don't fall for it. If you are an American man, you must remember that our fathers wrote the King of England and stated that we will kneel to no man other than the son of God. That we are equal to all those "royal blue bloods" and we kicked the ass of one of the greatest ground armies in history to prove our point. We, American men, are born equal to Kings. Do not stand by and let women run over you.