tl;dr: http://personality-testing.info/tests/SD3.php

Body: I found this test while just looking up the subject of the "Dark Triad" personality traits aka narcissism, psychopathy, and machiavellianism. This is an online version of a test that was published in 2011 by Delroy Paulhus and Daniel Jones. At the end you get your results, and I tried to answer everything as truthfully and quickly as possible, but from what I can tell from my results I scored higher in machiavellianism than anyone else who has taken the test. So believe me or not, due to the nature of machiavellianism itself I can see why you would have great reason not to, but it's still an interesting test all the same.

Lessons learned: Self assessment is a useful tool and data seem to suggest I may be Machiavelli reincarnate.