Guys, I love you, I love Red Pill. Here's my field report.

After two months on Tinder, versus Match, for ME I gotta say all this 'game' stuff works WAY better on Match -- for ME.

I loved Match. I couldn't believe how swell it was.

I had a ratio of 90/10 on first dates. No, not for sex, but heavy make outs, in her car or mine, usually and then after three dates -- boom!

It was a great pre-selection process.

But got off Match last year when I got an LTR. (From Match. A real honey, with a mouth that wouldn't quit, mmm hmm.)

So very recently,the LTR vacated my premises. All love and light on all sides, yessireebob, no bad karma around it, I still care for her, she for me, mm hmm.

Yet gone. (And I gotta say, I'm kind of relieved. I don't particularly love living with a lover. I like room mates big time and I like my dog. But not someone in my bed every fucking night. I like to fart. I like to roll over and pee in beer cans. I like to stay up till three watching PLATOON for the ninth time while I smoke a cigar and hurl dirty socks at my cat.

Tinder intrigued me. Seemed like a sure thing - pure attraction, yes? And, er, FREE.

Ten minutes after I first went on Tinder, BAM! I have a match with this hot 40 year old (I'm 52) and I'm thinking -- Tinder is the bomb.

Lordy!

But that first one?

Didn't work out. (Ex-Mormon, Daddy and brothers fucked her, my goodness, it was an Arkansas family reunion and she was crazy from the storm, my droogs -- with an ex-husband fresh out of jail for domestic abuse (and an LAPD detective.)

Er, no.

And ninety percent of my Tinder dates have been BAD.

In fact, over the last weeks, Tinder proffered me a string of crazy bitches that you would think could not exist outside of an Adam Sandler shitfest.

So my question to you is: WHAT IS YOUR EXPERIENCE ON THE TWO SITES: AS PER RATIOS OF GOOD DATES VERSUS BAD DATES?

I.e. For those of you who have been on both TINDER & MATCH, what is the ratio of good dates (defined as hook ups, or immediate make outs, or just 'hey I had a great time with a non crazy psycho') to bad dates (defined as 'I wanted to eat my own sac afterwards'). Okay.

Here's my DATA RATIOS:

RATIO OF GOOD DATES to BAD DATES on Tinder: 10/90 RATIO OF GOOD DATES TO BAD DATES on Match: 90/10

What are your data ratios?

That's my question, guys. And any illumination you have to offer on why you got the ratio you did!

Thank you!

PS - I'm going on a Tinder date this Saturday (if she isn't imprisoned or institutionalized before then) and I'll give you a report.

But I'm ready to go back on Match.

I hope this was informative to my RP brothers, and would love to hear your own field reports.

Namaste, bitches!