A Treasure

loneliness-inc · 2020-04-23T12:14:05+00:00

3 things:

Buy me shit.

Believe my shit.

Put up with my shit.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-04-23T12:23:16+00:00

Open to men women and mythical creatures

Open to men, women, transvestites, transgendered, transformers, trans-am's, transylvanians, travesties, and mythical creatures...AS LONG AS YOU BUY ME SHIT AND FEED ME.

FTFY ---You're welcome you parasitic prat.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-04-23T13:24:44+00:00

"Guarantee of absolutely no sex" - I guarantee you'll get absolutely no interest.

"I'm not buying" - wow, so you expect some dude to pay for your shit and get nothing at all in return?

"I'm plant based" - oh, Christ. You realize that means you're made of plants, right? Stupid.

"I may never contact you again..." - good!

p_and_q · 2020-04-23T14:51:40+00:00

It went from "if you can't accept me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best" to "just accept me at my worst because that's all I'm ever go to be"

Honest_Solution · 2020-04-23T13:19:35+00:00

This is what mental illness looks and sounds like.

Glenduil · 2020-04-23T12:25:23+00:00

Why would anyone take a plant out to eat? Just throw some fertilizer or dead flies onto it and find a real woman.

redditthrow32 · 2020-04-23T13:58:44+00:00

"I eat a lot and im not buying"

What a treat

11bNg · 2020-04-23T14:20:51+00:00

So no sex shes fat and I have to pay for her slop?

The_mightiest_punt · 2020-04-23T14:15:55+00:00

I'm glad she's open to mythical creatures because real men aren't gonna be interested, and no woman is gonna do any of that shit

evergreen35 · 2020-04-23T13:34:19+00:00

More entitled trash that wants free shit. There is an epidemic of Basic Bitches in America, and they have nothing to offer.

drewc99 · 2020-04-23T16:01:54+00:00

It's a mistake to believe that she's anticipating serious offers. The purpose of this post is to establish her "sense of humor" so that she can list "funny" as one of her qualities on her dating profile so that she can (in her mind) land a better guy.

2020-04-23T15:33:03+00:00

Yes, but she's "plant-based" so you can literally take her to the park and tell her to eat the grass. Cheap date.

kfree313 · 2020-04-23T16:35:47+00:00

Translation: I’m a nut job . Feed me nuts

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-04-24T16:18:51+00:00

She sounds round.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-04-24T00:08:17+00:00

Can we buy her a ticket to a Scandinavian country with lots of migration?

dwc151 · 2020-04-24T01:57:10+00:00

Solipsism is a worse pandemic than the kung flu.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-04-24T16:15:10+00:00

Some women are crazy.

Some women are bitches.

Some women are stupid.

THis woman is a crazy stupid bitch.

ezragriffin · 2020-04-23T16:58:46+00:00

I'm plant based.

True.

She is a vegetable.

Heypunk11 · 2020-04-25T00:54:57+00:00

Lol no sex usually a give away for I'll slob on your knob

imapotato99 · 2020-04-26T20:41:34+00:00

I would LOVE to take her out on a fancy date, with my fake name

and then tell her due to time constraints she should order her appetizer, entree and dessert right away...Uh oh my phone is buzzing, I am on call...waiter come back for my order, but proceed with making hers...stay outside for 5 minutes, come back and order cheapest thing on menu with water. Wait until her appetizer comes out, oh no, phone going off again, darn clients! Get up, go to maitre D say that you were splitting the check anyway , pay for your cheap item, tip well, tell them to tell your 'date' an emergency came up and she is like a sister to you

snginc · 2020-04-28T18:59:52+00:00

Da Fuq? are the only words that come to mind when I saw this profile.

anakinvsyounglings · 2020-04-30T03:56:46+00:00

Line em up boys! We have a mother fucking winner here

Flip_Angelo · 2020-04-30T06:42:50+00:00

Why do women act like this? Is advertising yourself as a total asshole some sort of strategy?

DarthBroker · 2020-05-11T01:14:01+00:00

How is this supposed to make a man want to take you out? I’m so confused

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Title	A Treasure
Author	MysticalQuack
Upvotes	176
Comments	59
Date	April 23, 2020 6:51 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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