About to be born again

Dude_Mon · 2019-01-22T03:28:41+00:00

Old fashioned relationship....

Sometimes I want to forget this reality and move to an Amish community.

The_Stumper · 2019-01-22T03:33:32+00:00

She could have stopped at the first word..

Hopeless

moorekom · 2019-01-22T03:38:12+00:00

What we have here is the perfect profile to illustrate the epiphany phase. I'm sure you've recognized the distinct difference between the photo displayed and the words below it. She is at the edge, she has realized it and is changing her strategy to cash her chips in before the bouncers come in to throw her out. I would encourage you to read more about epiphany phase here and about what you'll be in for here.

iowaclass · 2019-01-22T03:35:33+00:00

She thinks she’s being smooth and artistic, but it’s just fucking embarrassing and cringey.

moorekom · 2019-01-22T03:28:45+00:00

u/where_muh_good_mens

I know you're gonna get a kick out of this.

capitancoolo · 2019-01-22T05:28:23+00:00

What a great view. Any graphic artists here that can photoshop the thot out of that pic?

DonLandsman · 2019-01-22T14:29:20+00:00

Hai guyz! Here's what I left out of my profile!

--Reformed slut

--started having sex at 15, did a DP a few times

--finally figured out that the slut ho-bag lifestyle wasn't getting me that hot sexy Christian man i could show my parents and friends

--so here i am, having to settle, because I couldn't get one of the hot guys i was fucking to commit to me

--but I know all I have to put in here are the words "christian", "conservative", "old fashion(ed)," "hopeless romantic", and "start a family", and I'll have beta simp chumps lined up around the block

--man up and marry me, you simp chumps! I am entitled to a husband now!

--See this body? Chad got to have it. You won't. I'll let you look. I'll give you starfish every other month, just so i can credibly say to you that we "still have sex". But you can pay for my yoga and crossfit classes and my "personal trainer" (tee hee, you so stupid)

Whirrlz · 2019-01-22T06:38:02+00:00

Never trust women who say they are introverted. Never trust women.

GuacMerchant88 · 2019-01-22T05:56:18+00:00

legs spread like that true Christian girl she is /s

NetherIndy · 2019-01-22T04:15:48+00:00

"Extrovert/introvert" - Isn't BPD fun? What Becky are you coming home to tonight?... Who knows!

XteveMcQueen · 2019-01-22T12:14:25+00:00

I’m noticing this trend of women doing selfies in ridiculously dangerous areas with zero sense of consequence.

Concorde_Chamois · 2019-01-22T05:40:17+00:00

"Hopeless romantic". You mean you were never interested in romance in the first place.

SirKolbath · 2019-01-22T14:26:16+00:00

I think I need a woman smart enough to know what goddamn guard rails are for.

Gordon-G · 2019-01-22T11:04:18+00:00

The bikini hiker just slipped and fell to her death. Is this one next ?!

MentalRecluse · 2019-01-23T11:39:58+00:00

I always get angry when they list "foodie"... Is there a single person on this planet who doesn't enjoy good food? What's next? Why don't you list breathing clean air as a hobby? I'm such a breathie, teehee.

houseoftolstoy · 2019-01-22T17:17:09+00:00

I sincerely hope that the "Virgo" in the description is just regarding which part of the year she was born and nothing else (not even really worth mentioning and she put it there, not some program that generates that field based on when you put your birthday). Being a Christian and taking any stock into astrology or horoscopes is a direct violation of any Christian values. That is, a violation of the First commandment. So that tells me the whole Christian part of her profile is not all that genuine, even if she does not think of it as a lie. I have similar reservations about her supposed conservatism.

Thankfully, it is not difficult to determine if a woman is truly a Christian and/or consrelative. She will reveal with her words if she is the genuine article. Yes, her actions are important in everything too, but I am referring to whether or not she is just trying to bait in Christian conservatives or if she can actually back up her labels with substance in a conversation.

Even if a woman is not a Christian, if a woman thinks that the time of year she was born is an interesting characteristic to mention about herself or even worse, she actually buys into anything astrology related, that is a red flag for stupidity. Believing in fatalistic crap is a one way ticket for not taking responsibility or having accountability in life.

T-R-U-M-P-T-O-W-E-R · 2019-01-22T17:54:20+00:00

Future cool wine aunt

pingpongdong10 · 2019-01-22T21:36:07+00:00

28... it's like looking at a half carton of milk with 1 day before expiry. Should I drink it? Nah, I'll get fresh milk. Swipe left.

_infinite_Thoughts · 2019-01-22T14:43:09+00:00

"Cat Mom" explains some things

KoloGupta · 2019-01-25T04:34:29+00:00

Extrovert for Chad, introverted and shy for Billy Beta.

educatingsimps · 2019-01-22T11:49:50+00:00

This shit writes itself

SoundCloudster · 2019-01-24T21:12:19+00:00

“extrovert/introvert personality”

I’m bipolar

IcebergHermit · 2019-01-26T20:26:48+00:00

When a woman says she’s a hopeless Romantic it means that she has delusional ideas about society

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-01-25T00:07:30+00:00

so, revirginization?

lol

Title	About to be born again
Author	moorekom
Upvotes	109
Comments	56
Date	January 22, 2019 3:26 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/aiim86/about_to_be_born_again/
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