Another "outdoorsy" mom looking for commitment

Sankdamoney · 2020-07-21T17:50:32+00:00

She’s had her fun fellas... now that she’s 30, ~~her looks have declined~~ she has matured so that means no more hookups (unless you are Chad) and you will have to wine and dine her and commit in order to gain access to a shittier version of what other men got for free!

Sounds like a great deal to me! /s

Tyrone_da_bbc · 2020-07-21T17:58:35+00:00

JFC - "Outdoorsy"? In the form of a land whale - apparently trying to return to its natural habitat.

Nothing more of a red-flag than an "outdoorsy" woman who substantially reduces the MGVWR of your favorite off-road vehicle.

This one looks like it does come equipped with permanent "camo" pattern on her arm though. Could be useful when hunting, I suppose...

loneliness-inc · 2020-07-21T18:15:06+00:00

Ever been to a cow farm? They piss and shit all over themselves. They're lazy and fat and smelly. They just lazily eat all day long....

This beast reminds me of cows. All around grotesque.... 🤢

No hookups No FWB

Sweaty pie, I'm rooting for you!!! You go ggggguuuuurrrrrrrrlllllllll............

CDBaller · 2020-07-21T18:05:09+00:00

The only place I am taking her is to the gym and dropping her off. Never to see her again.

RunawayGrain · 2020-07-21T18:58:29+00:00

I'd take her fishing, but it's really annoying when greenpeace shows up and keeps trying to drag her back into the water...

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-07-21T22:59:32+00:00

I have a 24yo son. It's fucking depressing how the modern woman has become an entitled, tatted-up, divorce-happy ham beast.

Something_Chronical · 2020-07-21T18:13:54+00:00

Come on, be real, keep it 100...you just want someone taking you to the donut shop.

69problemCel · 2020-07-21T19:20:02+00:00

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69problemCel · 2020-07-21T20:17:28+00:00

Sorry ma lady, can’t take you to fishing and camping since I don’t own a 5 ton truck

I_CAPE_RUNTS · 2020-07-21T18:52:12+00:00

So many poor life choices in one picture

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-07-21T20:40:24+00:00

Notice all the active emoji, but none of what she's written translated into physical activity. Just sitting around eating and watching tv, only sometimes being outside. Her fat everything confirms it.

Bestoftherest222 · 2020-07-21T23:44:45+00:00

Fat, drinking, tattoos, single mother, and has property from her ex husband. So many red flags.

MachoToughGuy · 2020-07-22T06:07:50+00:00

She’s so fat when she goes camping the bears have to hide their food.

bigslim45 · 2020-07-21T22:00:04+00:00

That ship fuckin sailed off long ago, what she even doing here.

Throw-The-O · 2020-07-21T18:29:17+00:00

I hope that some of these profiles get seen by the OP. Or is that wrong for me to think that?

Keep it up. These are great.

1Supersnapper · 2020-07-21T22:53:08+00:00

That’s a chunky looking 30. How man damn kids did she have?!

Whopper209 · 2020-07-22T04:24:19+00:00

I can see why she says “outdoorsy” guys come on! Hippos live outdoors you know! 🦛

2020-07-21T18:37:58+00:00

I’ll open the door and toss in a Moon Pie. 😂

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-07-21T20:13:50+00:00

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Uhtred_McUhtredson · 2020-07-21T22:48:50+00:00

Fast food drive thrus are technically outside.

DieseljareD187 · 2020-07-22T03:09:34+00:00

I love to make her my future ex-wife!

AnonyMGTOW · 2020-07-22T11:28:05+00:00

Speaking of wrestling, she looks like Rikishi’s body double.

Dean_Clean · 2020-07-22T11:54:58+00:00

Anymore, seeing that many emojis is a complete fucking NO, no matter what her text says. It's not cute or playful - it's childish.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2020-07-22T12:37:08+00:00

No amount of ‘outdoorsyness’ can undue a poor diet and bad life choices.

Title	Another "outdoorsy" mom looking for commitment
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	158
Comments	49
Date	July 21, 2020 5:45 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hvc0ox/another_outdoorsy_mom_looking_for_commitment/
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