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SirKolbath
[–]Intersectional-Sofa491 points492 points493 points 7 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
None of the pictures she posted even show Austin’s face. Perfect visual representation of how she views this sucker. He’s a non-entity in the story of her life, a prop to showcase her own SMV. Pathetic
[–]VigilantLance142 points143 points144 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
An NPC? Hahaha, bet he votes like one too. Sad beta.
[–]mr_kukGlory hole aficionado73 points74 points75 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Like a Pavlovian dog he responds to the stimuli. "she told him she was sad, " but was she? No indication of that.
[–]goober_boobz64 points65 points66 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Sir Billy of Betalot mounted his Hyundai Prius White Horse to rescue m'lady from the clutches of the evil Sir Doctor Pumpindumpem. BwaHaHaHaHaaa!
[–]theAnalepticAlzabo16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Uh, this may be a 'woosh' scenario, but prius is a Toyota model.
[–]goober_boobz18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It was a mash-up of beta genres. It was meant as satire. But whoosh if you must.
[–]PMmepicsofyourtits8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hyundai makes a hybrid car called the ionic now. It also comes in electric!
Also, are hybrids white knight cars? Shit.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
hybrids white knight cars
First you signal the virtue, then you defend m'lady, then you get m'lady.
[–]PMmepicsofyourtits4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was looking at buying a hybrid. It’s just that gas is expensive, I swear. And I wasn’t thinking Prius anyway.
[–]redpillparis2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have me crackin' 😂😂😂😂
[–]Intersectional-Sofa13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Eh, Pavlov’s dog occasionally got fed. I doubt Austin is so lucky.
[–]mr_kukGlory hole aficionado3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He will be known as Jessica's bitch from now own.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This, a million times. She thanks the poor sucker and friendzones him so hard he's out of her pictures.
[–]GreyShoeNoClue6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Umm this wrong mainly because when this tweet was posted she was 16, and that guy is her child hood friend who happens to be 21ish iirc
[–]ezdoseit 1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link
I thought this was a humour sub, but this looks like the new home of angry incels. And judging by this and most of the other comments, it looks like I'm right.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S,M] 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Figured I’d take a moment and point to our sidebar, where we expressly do two things: have a rule against man shaming (such as this annoying and clearly untrue accusation of involuntary celibacy with which you fools insist on labeling us), and also explain that we hold a mirror up to woman’s nature.
Did you somehow miss that this woman soaked her beta orbiter for food and entertainment while simultaneously pointing out what a great catch he’ll be for someone else? Instead of attacking us for pointing out her reprehensible behavior, have you considered not tolerating her lies and games so as to not yourself be taken advantage of like dear Austin?
And judging by this and most of the other comments, it looks like I’m right.
Actually, if you knew the first thing about logic you’d know how incredibly asinine that statement was. Item: you have zero evidence of the sexual activities of anyone on reddit, so there is no substance to your accusation of incelibacy. Item: Few of the comments posted are made in anger— but accusing someone of being angry is a cheap way to make them seem overly emotional. The press does it all the time to Donald Trump.
Yesterday, for example, Jim Acosta insisted on yelling questions out of turn at a White House press conference, like he has arrogantly done for two years. Trump finally got sick of it and revoked the unprofessional asshole’s press credentials (something that should have been done long ago, as the man has zero journalistic integrity.) Today, CNN is full of commentary calling Trump a jerk and a bully for finally having had enough and ending it.
Just like Acosta is using his private (fake) news organization to name call the president, I’m certain that there will be at least one message in the modmail from you, refusing to take responsibility for breaking our rules and further accusing us of incelibacy— and for that you may suck a giant and pimply cock. We are as fed up with you blue pilled, matrix-living, pathetic half-men and your idiotic cries of “INCEL!!!” as Donald Trump is of CNN’s false denunciations.
And, like Mister Trump, we have a means to get rid of you. Bye, now, chump. Somewhere there is a woman who desperately needs you to buy her something. She won’t fuck you or spend time with you when it doesn’t directly benefit her, but she’ll happily take your gifts. Have fun.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We are as fed up with you blue pilled, matrix-living, pathetic half-men and your idiotic cries of “INCEL!!!” as Donald Trump is of CNN’s false denunciations.
That is just....poetry. We try to ignore insane cries as long as we can but the lies just get louder and more shrill until you stand up to the god damn bullies. That is what SJW's are- bullies. They are psychopaths who don't even consider the others position and paint it all in black and white. Then they accuse US of being binary. Then they hysterically whine and cry and bitch and moan and we ignore and ignore and ignore.
But they continue bitching, moaning, and crying. The only way to force them to stop is to force them to stop. They won't stop by ignoring them. They won't stop by saying "fuck it, it doesn't affect me." Yes it does, or it will, sooner or later.
The time to fight back is NOW! These SJW NPC's are completely batshit insane and they need to not just be confronted! They need to be defeated with extreme prejudice.
Like Obama said: If they bring a knife, we bring a gun. Trump is the same way. If they hit us, hit them back Times Ten! Enough already! No more fake Russian hoaxes to justify your pathetic cognitive dissonance and multiple mental dysfunctions. No more shaming. Ignoring it doesn't work at the social level. We have to CRUSH the people throwing out these names. We have to challenge them. We have to get in their faces.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Epic fucking tirade. I love how you compared the bloopie to the fake news, pretty accurate analogy.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I thought this was a humour sub
And now it's a sub without you! Look at that, things change all the time.
[–]unpleasantexperience1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i think his face is visible in the pictures, when you post multiple pics that are not in the format twitter wants, it crops them in the preview but they are full size once you click on them :)
[–]ogrilla99Pez "The Pussy Dispenser" Pimp264 points265 points266 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What's the chance that after being cared for by Austin, she's feeling good enough to go back and fuck the boy that made her sad? I'm sure he'll thank you Austin, as he's inside her while you're rubbing one out tonight staring at her IG feed. Alone.
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brutal but true.
[–]Nov51605Jr. Hamster Analyst28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
smellin her perfume on the other hand
[–]whenuwork16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ogrilla99 Wins! Brutality!
[–]Moneyshot731914 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah man that shit hurts just thinking about it.
[–]Vaxel00157 points158 points159 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's clearly not the best.
[–]DatingTank17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. Wonder if she even realizes that implication of her post
[–]UltramegasaurusEndorsed144 points145 points146 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She looks so fucking retarded
[–]omegajelly200Locked, Stocked, and 2 Smoking Backhands23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trash girls are what guys aspire to supplicate and get friendzoned to. No surprise.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey80 points81 points82 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Fuck n' ei, bro got friendzoned and then she went out on social media and bragged about it. I'm sure signaling what a beta simp he is, is going to up his chances at that pootang for sure. I mean, what woman wouldn't want some week knee emotional tampon to cater to other womens' mental anguish of getting pumped and dumped by Chadly Tinderdong?!
Stay at it bro, and save these hoes from their own bad choices. They will remember us when they are dried up, diseased meat pockets. That will be our finest hour! Sticking just the tip in a starfish listening to it wince load enough for you to think it lost a limb, but really just wondering what went wrong in it's life.
Keep the course, mend the despair, and you will surely get some poosey for a round or 2 before she breaks the pole of the horse she rode in disgust and chad-famine.
[–]DeeplyDisturbed1Cougar Chasers MVP12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Fuck n' ei, bro got friendzoned
When I read this, I heard it in this voice....
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I can't hear that. Is it a canadian voice? I bet it's a canadian voice.
[–]DeeplyDisturbed1Cougar Chasers MVP4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bogan Australian
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahh, not even close. Thanks.
[–]omegajelly200Locked, Stocked, and 2 Smoking Backhands7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every girl wants to have a Jacob to her Edward - a moderately desirable but not desirable enough male in her life that she can leech emotional support from but not reciprocate in any way.
[–]JakeDCUntold what I would do for m'lady70 points71 points72 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish men would stop helping and being good to women like this.
[–]MisterPhamtastic61 points62 points63 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's not even cute wowsers
Austin you fucked up homie
[–]Kirbylover0230 points31 points32 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cute is subjective but yeah he is fucked up
[–]AllahHatesFags51 points52 points53 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Austin needs a red pill. This bitch isn't his friend. He is paying for her shit and getting fucking nothing in return. If they each paid their own way that would be different I guess. God, orbiters make me sick!
[–]PeterCornswalled13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She makes a good case for forced sterilization of morons.
[–][deleted] 45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Austin is not that bright.
Don't be like Austin.
[–]PeterCornswalled19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Austin is his own worst enemy.
[–]BlogginginvicecitySr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He tried to choke her problems and make them go away, but in the end it was his own monkey that was the true victim of that night's chokefest.
[–]MildlySoggyBread 2 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link
Y'all should see just how crazy this chick is on Twitter and her 'website' where she panders her poetry eh.
10/10 would not approach.
[–]taxandstuff 1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
link
[–]MildlySoggyBread 1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
http://jessicauniverse.com/
[–]XirallicBolts1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm late but Jesus, the sheer amount of info she volunteers about herself... That's how you get abducted.
[–]Ghustgan25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitch even cropped him out of the pics.
[–]challenge-throway18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
F
[–]darcie9618 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Austin is 21 and she’s 16 yiiiikes
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
!! Seriously? That puts a new/interesting/concerned spin on things, doesn't it.
[–]darcie9610 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah I checked their twitters! Completely flips this on its head
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uhh yeah, I don't really feel good about investigating her boyfriend issues or analyzing his motives anymore.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women always act like they want to see their orbiters in happy relationships. But you just have to look at their actions to realize they don’t want to lose them. Most keep their orbiters separate from their girlfriends(though some might virtue signal by introducing the orbiter to a fat friend knowing he won’t go for it). The particularly bad ones will feign interest in the orbiter if another woman is sniffing around.
[–]alphabachelor 1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (15 children) | Copy Link
https://twitter.com/_dconn/status/1059863574577856513
Her current boyfriend.
Spoiler alert: It isn’t Austin.
[–]ghost-zz17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
With her being asian I just got to say
Of course her new bf is white.
Let's just wait a few years until she realises 'her mistake' and tries to settle for an asian guy (leftovers). ..
[–]hamitong206 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Most hapa AW have white fever. Not that it's bad, but she will be just Pumped and dumped.mentioned this in /r/hapas and got banned.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
We also provide an anti-racist safe space for Eurasians to discuss the unique challenges of being children of White Fathers and Asian Mothers. and got banned.
We also provide an anti-racist safe space for Eurasians to discuss the unique challenges of being children of White Fathers and Asian Mothers.
and got banned.
Should not have gone in there being a racist bigot asshole with the agenda of telling everybody their mothers are sluts. /s
[–]ShitArchonXPRCommander Data Incarnate but Furry2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
There's a reason EurasianTiger has his own KiwiFarms thread.
I don't get why middle-class kids with middle-class parents think the kids of black fathers and white mothers are better off when every statistic shows otherwise.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man, I love your posts. Even when you don't have a lengthy write up, they still have plenty of depth to them.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
What in the utter fuck is she wearing?
[–]LawyerInTheMakingEndorsed16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
her mental illness
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_RC515 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I snorted at this. Too true.
Any woman who has hair other than her natural colour: red fucking flag.
[–]alphabachelor10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m sure she’s supposed to be a dark angel with a pure heart and soul. That’s totally it.
Ahhh, good old slutoween.
[–]challenge-throway2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was more “sexy” than sexy.
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty sure they had anal for Halloween lol.
[–]omegajelly200Locked, Stocked, and 2 Smoking Backhands3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That guy's literally her male counterpart!
And the beta fucks are crying over getting friendzoned seeing that girls like her digs that? So pathetic.
More like good riddance that the girl likes that kind of guy.
[–]kevin32Reddit's Ambassador for NiceGuys™0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
u/alphabachelor, rule 4.
[–]alphabachelor0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the heads up. I’ll be mindful going forward.
[–]omegajelly200Locked, Stocked, and 2 Smoking Backhands11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Typical Asian thot.
[–]Coconuthead9310 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Richmond thots
[–]dontbedenied 1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (30 children) | Copy Link
I remember my Ex's best friend gushing over me saying "I'm so happy you're with her. She deserves a good guy."
I should have known then that the relationship was doomed. I was the "Nice Guy" standing in, in between the "toxic relationships" she really desired.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link
I don’t want to be a nice guy. I’ve gone that route and it didn’t work. I’ll stick with being a good man.
[–]dontbedenied 1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah. Never again. Especially now that I'm at the age when women are hitting the wall (or already there), and looking for a beta to carry their baggage. No thanks, it's not worth it.
I am mostly beyond anger, thankfully. I do enjoy this sub though -- it is really funny when you see women hitting the point in life where they realize the fun and games are over, and their poor choices hav caught up with them.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s why we’re here!
[–]Kornstar040 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A great man puts himself first i.e mgtow
[–]empatheticapathetic-3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
I think you mean good person
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
I don’t believe I typed in a stutter. Fuck outta here with that gender neutral bullshit.
[–]empatheticapathetic12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
It’s a jokey cokey broski
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Do I look like I can take a joke!? Do I!?!
[–]empatheticapathetic9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Venmo me $30 and find out!
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Wait, are you a female sexed human? If so, that changes like every statement I've said to you so far.
[–]empatheticapathetic5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You must have missed the part where I said it was a joke.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Nahh, I knew you were joking except when you said, "But sometimes women need a bit extra help. So be a good person and help them out!". Not sure what was going on there. Ohh well, I don't have to understand every comment made on the internet.
[–]ShitArchonXPRCommander Data Incarnate but Furry0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trudeau reference, specifically.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Good at being a man
[–]KingOfTheShitPosters4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'll settle for being a Gray Man instead. Just need to finish working on my army of Robotic Mercenaries.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that works
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
WTF bro. Too many women around where you are or something?
[–]empatheticapathetic2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Hey women are people too #womenarepeopletoo
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Hey women are people children too #womencareaboutthemselves
[–]empatheticapathetic-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Good for them! We should all care about ourselves! But sometimes women need a bit extra help. So be a good person and help them out! 🤗
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You do realize you corrected someones' gender while claiming that only women need certain help. To summarize what you have done is that you think women are an elevated class of citizen in society, enjoying the benefits and privileges while avoiding the accountability and responsibility to ensure those benefits continue to be provisioned.
So be a good person and help them out!
Additionally, you contradict yourself where we should all care about ourselves, but only men should care about women as well.
You are either very confused about the nature of "agency" or promoting an agenda leading to the enslavement of all manhumankind.
Since I lack patience for the later, please choose your next statement carefully so that I have a vine to educate you with.
[–]mr_kukGlory hole aficionado3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They must be allowed to always act on their impulses and have all the help they need when those impulses lead to negative consequences. They never intend any negative consequences, so how could they be blamed for their own choices?
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They are so fragile, and innocent, and helpless, and caring, and compassionate, and smart, and funny, and strong, and independent, and helpful, and kind, and trustworthy....
[–]AutisticusFell off the slut wagon7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A Cuck and his money are soon parted
[–]BlogginginvicecitySr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the type of wisdom to be declared with the eyes closed, one hand in the heart, and the index finger pointed upwards, waving steadily. Wisdom for the ages.
[–]Idaho_In_Uranus7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“ No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.”
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And my corollary to that statement is that the hotter she is, the more likely she is used to getting away with shit, so the more shit she produces and slings around her.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Is she supposed to be attractive? Zero body and a face that would give anyone nightmares if a tiny bit of water splashed it. The bar for women is laughably fucking low
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
She is slender, and therefore she supposed to be so incredibly sexy.
I thought it was just me, but I seem to be getting less and less attracted to Asian body types and facial structures. I’m not sure why that is.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean realistically, shes a typical scrawny asian girl with a pound of makeup and colored hair. Women have so many tools to try and hide their actual appearance and she still doesn't look good enough to date imo.
[–]amaranthinehaze22415 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This austin dude doesnt look like too much of a beta
[–]xorphz 1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I live in Richmond. Women here are ugly inside and out.
[–]MGTOW_monk_mastery1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I live on Earth, weird bro - same.
[–]TomahawkSuppositorySurvived the hoe hunger games5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Manginas always finish last
[–]BlogginginvicecitySr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But Austin finished @9:50 p.m. sharp, leaving a good ten minutes to get ready for bedtime, whereas the boy she was crying over finished at 2 a.m. inside her. Therefore (!) it seem Austin has finished first }:-)
[–]TomahawkSuppositorySurvived the hoe hunger games1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha so true. You know she used this mangina to get her free meal and then called chad to plow her.
[–]BluepillProfessorMRP Mod3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ladies!
In the future, be advised that we truly appreciate your efforts to get us laid with other girls because that is what a true friend does. However, you screwed it up in the end by making it about you and what you can get rather than about your orbiter.
Still, I think the anger and hate is slightly misplaced. I think this one was actually trying to do something nice for her slave and with just a tiny bit of education she could have actually accomplished something nice for him. A little youngie like that could have probably given the guy THE pic he needed for his social media profiles- her and another hottie smiling and hugging him would have been a true gift that helped him.
What she posted does not help him at all and while it seems she wanted to help him, she did not. She couldn't because her ego was to big to actually behave in a feminine, helpful manner. I am not sure they can do it any more because it has apparently been bred out of the species.
[–]Tenth_102 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Better cuff him" Yep, throw in a cage while you're at it ?
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Austin, you f'ing shlub.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just grazing that grey area of "inciting violence" we want to avoid.
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sorry. Austin, slam your dick in the car door.
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, thats better, thanks.
[–]Ghostmouse882 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Austin is an idiot. They both deserve each other.
He's a man, so he doesn't deserve anything. She, on the other hand, well, how much time do you have to review her list?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmm, never seen an Asian with Downs Syndrome before
[–]Bennyjig2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If that girl is Asian like I think she is, the reason she’s not going for our homeboy Austin is because he’s Asian. Asian women will not date Asian men unless absolutely forced to
[–]Nov51605Jr. Hamster Analyst1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor guy is goin home and slammin his salami smellin her perfume on his other hand he got from her "at a distance" hug
[–]letmeseeantipozi1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
With good intentions she might have thought she was helping him find someone else but instead it makes him look like a sucker.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like many people who end up doing horrible things, she probably had the best intentions.
[–]Fantoche_Dreemurr1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I even wonder if she understands how he feels, or she just literally sees him as nothing but free food and entertainment
[–]ibitebitch1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, poor Austin who is a terrific friend.
[–]LMM-GT021 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s like watching the first group of soldiers get shot in the front of the landing craft in Saving Private Ryan, it’s just tragic.
[–]DogMuh1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just noticed she's: 1) bragging to girls what she got her beta to do for her 2) publicly indirectly showing her hurt for her alpha male, but trying to show him she's still loyal to him 3) publicly shaming this guy and warning all girls of this pussy 4) trying to convince herself ppl care about her heartbreak
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Houston, we have a problem".
[–]Barswine0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would kill for someone to do that for me
[–]mynameisyouen0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I. Best of luck for Austin.
[–]ButtsMacGillacuty0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I guarantee you she's sabotaged any interest other girls might have had for Austin.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh, I don’t know. I think there will always be a market for guys willing to lavish women with food and entertainment without even getting a blowjob in return.
[–]ButtsMacGillacuty1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean she's cockblocked him from getting with any girls that wanted to be his girlfriend. Believe me, she ain't letting Austin throw money at any other THOTs than her.
[–]Titanjaw0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From what I’ve heard it’s because she’s 16 and Austin is 21
[–]Atrand0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
holy SHIT her eyes are far fucking apart :o WOW
She can see when she's coming and going.
[–]PalePinkLiquid0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You realize that she posted that this Austin guy is her brother? Y’all are writing passionate essays in the comments about why this girl is evil for not fucking her brother
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You realize that it says nothing about that in this pic, right? It's kind of scary that you stalked this chick just to try to disprove something in a subreddit in which you don't even participate.
Whether that is true or not, it's frightening that you'd put that much effort into something so trivial.
[–]PalePinkLiquid0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes it’s so “frightening” 😂😂 babe are you actually frightened right now though? Or are you just a little embarrassed that you posted something incorrect? 😂😊 actually I happened to see the original version of this post floating around on twitter some time ago with her tweet attached specifying that this guy that everyone is demonizing her for not fucking is actually her brother.
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S,M] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Neither one, actually. Don't really have a fuck to give about you, and what I posted isn't even remotely incorrect. I took the pic in its entirety, including all available context, from imgur because I thought it was funny.
If you want to be taken seriously, you might want to remove a few of your posts about being a prostitute and stripper. You'll pardon me, but I don't care about anything you have to say on any subject.
Have a nice day. Get tested.
[–]PalePinkLiquid1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You literally went through my page to try to find something to say back😂😂😂 you’re so cute😂😂 thanks for the well wishes!! You have a great day too☺️☺️
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S,M] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, I checked your post history to see if you had a long term presence in my subreddit that made you worth keeping and bantering with or whether it would just save time to go straight to your inevitable banning since it seems pretty obvious that you're not going to bring much content into the forum, and using those stupid emojis in place of words doesn't endear you to anyone with a functioning prefrontal lobe.
It's the time saving one. Take care now. Please do keep in mind that when we refer to women as whores and sluts, we aren't really talking about ones like you who actually are. I actually prefer women like you who are up front about trading holes for cash.
You're cute too. The inevitable fall into drugs and circle of selling your body while trying desperately to snag a good man, all the while telling yourself (and anyone willing to listen) how empowered and how strong you are to be working in the sex trade would be fun to watch if I wasn't sublimely confident that you'll end up in this subreddit as content rather than contributor quite soon.
In about ten years when the easy money from stripping has given way to harder money from prostitution, when your drug habit and criminal record for hooking has prevented you from getting any employment higher than Denny's server, you're going to look up one day in shock and remember this conversation.
And that's the day that I win.
[–]feminist-arent-smart1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Maybe they were friend for a long time.....
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s possible that she is his sister, too.
But I’m not buying it.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
a brother might feel kinda bad for his sister if she is "sad about a boy" but he won't go full incest and take her on a try hard date with food and bowling
well maybe he would some are that thirsty i guess
[–]VigilantLance-4 points-3 points-2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, cunt sloot. She plays dumb and cucks the poor beta. Ever notice how betas seem to all have sleeve tats and a baseball hat. It’s like some uniform.
If I buy you dinner... we fucking. Plain and simple.
[–]Chairman_Ellen_PaoPuts extra mayo on his roast beef tacos-3 points-2 points-1 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That simp's first mistake was being named "Austin". Name just reeks of Millennial, raised-by-single-mom, gender-ambiguity.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
There’s definitely a single mother/stupid names connection. No dad around to suggest that Sophie or Henry would be a better name than Nevaeh or Jaxsyn...
[–]SirKolbathYeah, yeah. “Mods are incels.”[S] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least he doesn’t have five apostrophes in his name.
[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes it's not a single mom, but the dad is too gutless to put his foot down and say "no we are not giving our child such an idiotic name."
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