Don't waste her time

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-05-15T17:08:47+00:00

Buuutttt....I'm "sitting at home" right now and I am not having anyone drain all of their emotional baggage on me, nor do I hear kids squawking in the background. Not even a hint of adventure left in her dismal life. Easy pass!

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-05-15T20:59:55+00:00

This is a great post for our younger readers who are coming of age. That popular girl who goes to all the parties and has a ton of friends and seems to be hanging off the arm of a new guy every month this is her future. She's going to drink, party, and have fun until she's pregnant and alone or just alone.

It's pointless to get upset, jealous, or orbit women. Watch them spiral out of control while you work hard to better yourself. When you're 30 you're going to be in great health, making great money, and living the life you built. When she's 30 she'll be even more miserable and lonely.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-05-15T17:37:27+00:00

I don't have any time to waste. I need a guy with a paycheck most ricky tic because the debt is piling up and these patriarchal men running the credit card companies actually expect me to pay them. THAT'S A MANS JOB.

EDIT: spelling

redismyfuture · 2019-05-15T19:21:25+00:00

I'm divorced twice over so you know I'm a bitch.

I have two kids, so I'm used up.

I sit at home 24/7 so I'm broke and bored. Come spend your money on me and entertain me.

I don't have time for games, so if you don't dance how I want you to dance then I'll make you number 3.

*Unless you're my fun ex from high school who'd id rush off to in a minute*

SilverGryphon · 2019-05-15T17:19:39+00:00

Most likely a land whale.

moroots · 2019-05-15T17:06:22+00:00

I would say third times the charm but this woman is clearly the antithesis of that word

alleyteris · 2019-05-15T19:45:06+00:00

2 times devorced = something is very VERY wrong with her, thats a red flag the size of Texas

Don't have time for games + she doesn't get off the house often = lazy cunt that spends all her child support on snacks and money runs out half way through the month and wants a Beta bucks to get her out of her mess ASAP

deesenaughts · 2019-05-15T22:45:43+00:00

Oh, now she wants to "stop playing games." Not when she had her first or second kid, or when her marriages fell apart. Wonder what could have possibly caused her to changer her mind.

ricstone100 · 2019-05-15T17:53:05+00:00

I don't think I could waste this person's time any more effectively than they're doing themselves, even if I put in maximum effort.

guypierre · 2019-05-15T21:20:03+00:00

I'm gonna swipe left

SirKolbath · 2019-05-16T14:47:48+00:00

I prefer a woman who doesn’t write like she’s shitting scrabble letters randomly on a game board.

R41nmaker · 2019-05-15T19:39:55+00:00

She took “LDAR” to another level.

cycloneous · 2019-05-15T22:25:57+00:00

Folks, this one is a challenge, but I'm here to help so that you don't have to stress yourself analyzing this virgin princess of a profile!

Analysis

Virtue signals 4 times, asks you to swipe left three times: I sense a winner already!

married and divorced: translation, she is a bitch

I don't have time for games anymore: the truth is out, she acted like the town bicycle, played the market and has discovered the fearless, the undefeated, the undisputed HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD: THE WAAAAAAAAAALL!

I usually sit at home 24/7: Oh yeah, guess who's paying for everything?! YOU ARE!!!

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, the wall saw, the wall slammed and the wall has conquered another victim!

*edit: grammar

W00gy · 2019-05-16T10:36:40+00:00

EXTREMELY high maintenance. Strips you of resources, then kicks you to the side after a couple of years.

AtoZZZ · 2019-05-16T10:14:51+00:00

Two divorces and two kids by the time she's 30. The only man suitable for her is Ross Geller

Title	Don't waste her time
Author	Subtlevibes
Upvotes	111
Comments	27
Date	May 15, 2019 4:53 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bp0dfh/dont_waste_her_time/
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