Flatbed and crane needed for this demo project. Don't forget a dump truck full of diapers. This site needs a wrecking ball and one hundred nerds.

SirKolbath · 2020-01-04T01:42:54+00:00

Overweight. Working as a CSR. Three kids with no real means to support them.

Ambitious

That word does not mean what you think it means.

DangZagnut · 2020-01-04T01:39:57+00:00

Every single woman says they’re “very ambitious” but no explanation what they’re ambitious for.

If you’re that ambitious you don’t have time to date.

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-01-04T01:49:47+00:00

"Don't say Hey beautiful".

Hey you useless land whale.

darkestb4thedonald · 2020-01-04T02:18:58+00:00

Literally WHO fucks that? Stop it!

TheNewGuest · 2020-01-04T02:09:03+00:00

I'll say it again; they always look for something serious after they queefed out little "miracles".

TaxMeJersey · 2020-01-04T02:49:04+00:00

22 going on 3 kids......"I'm not in a hurry". HUH.....?

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-01-04T03:33:49+00:00

I can't stop thinking of hungry children in Africa. Only if we had a scientific way to covert the redundant protoplasm of these land whales in fuel. Due to their abundance we won't run out of fuel supply anytime soon.

Red_Liner740 · 2020-01-04T03:11:31+00:00

My god, someone actually rolled her in flour, located the wet spot, moved the rolls and folds out of the way and managed to stick his dick in that, all while A, maintaining an erection and B. Not loosing his lunch in the process.

That’s impressive.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-01-04T01:41:04+00:00

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goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-01-04T05:01:26+00:00

Ok...A little off topic, but something that I have always wondered but never cared enough to research:

Why do the fattest most humongous women always have itty bitty teeny tiny fucking feet? Why can you find a knock out size 4 chick with a size 7 shoe but the fat ones are wearing kids size? I don't mean that their feet Look small in proportion to their zeppelin size. I mean they have tiny fucking feet. Wouldn't logic dictate that in order to balance that fat upper body you would need larger feet to provide leverage?

And while we are on this topic: How the fuck do they tie those Goddamned things?

Things that make you go: Hmmmmmmmm?

Fhaze1117 · 2020-01-04T01:46:29+00:00

I'm worried if I try and send something to her that'll catch her attention, she'll end up eating it and get even fatter.

Stateist555 · 2020-01-04T04:03:39+00:00

Adventurer ? Walk to the kitchen don't count love

trashretardcunt · 2020-01-04T06:02:12+00:00

When she said she has her own place and her own vehicle, they are the same thing.

SoakMyBigCork · 2020-01-04T17:21:56+00:00

I'm a huge nerd

Well you got the huge part nailed down solid. Fat and a chainsmoker yet still managed to get knocked up three times.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-01-04T01:53:46+00:00

D & D? Dicks & Dildos?

NickTesla2018 · 2020-01-04T03:49:43+00:00

Good grief! She just can't put the dick down.

RealMcGonzo · 2020-01-04T04:05:08+00:00

Another ten years and she'll be using wiping implements.

maruadventurer · 2020-01-04T10:59:45+00:00

She comes equipped with a rump shelf. What more can a guy want than an ass big enough to set his beer down on?

BluepillProfessor · 2020-01-04T15:18:56+00:00

So sad. This girl could be happy. She is cute but chose to shit out 3 babies probably with 3 different men, and destroy her body with disgusting obesity. A strong father in her life would have never let her look like that at age 22! Can you imagine how she will look in a few years after the wall hits her?

2020-01-04T16:15:30+00:00

When children = income.

RRFdev · 2020-01-04T03:27:19+00:00

Looks like a dependapotamus ejected from her flea-infested stinky couch.

Autisticus · 2020-01-04T11:40:01+00:00

How much do you wanna bet those are tyrones kids?

SalesAficionado · 2020-01-04T13:35:59+00:00

Plenty of fish is cheating. It’s the bottom of the barrel in term of women.

SFAdminLife · 2020-01-04T06:50:37+00:00

Thankfully, she isn’t torturing any pets.

Iwantyomilk · 2020-01-05T07:41:32+00:00

A woman mostly will prefer
The thing that is the worst for her.

BetterHimThanMe · 2020-01-04T10:39:49+00:00

Hahaha, I love the title, dude.

fellate-o-fish · 2020-01-04T20:56:44+00:00

I'm not looking for a hookup or a friend with benefits.

I'd rather fuck last night's meatloaf.

Faulkey · 2020-01-05T00:37:17+00:00

This is a human Tonka truck

psychotropy · 2020-01-05T04:46:28+00:00

Disgusting cow!

Itchy-Bung-Hole · 2020-01-04T15:12:37+00:00

When cart pusher starter Chad shows you how to make a bail

dillon1340 · 2020-01-05T22:41:45+00:00

Well, at least she put full body pics instead of catfishing some poor soul. but yeah, hard pass.....

Natuasi · 2020-01-07T16:30:24+00:00

Just disgusting.

energyconsultant · 2020-01-07T18:51:54+00:00

Looks like she ate the other two kids

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