Found on tinder today

Scourmont · 2020-04-24T22:03:17+00:00

You lost me at motherfuckers. I don't do ghetto ass, potty mouth bitches.

jkballzer · 2020-04-24T22:00:19+00:00

Bet she’s a fat, lazy, boring feminist who works in HR and is probably 5’5”.

Honest_Solution · 2020-04-24T22:49:34+00:00

Never knew my guns would keep me safe from useless whores. Thanks, guns! Maybe I need to buy more.

dante-_vic · 2020-04-24T22:30:22+00:00

Do these girls really think a profile like that will attract a good man?

Profitglutton · 2020-04-25T00:51:39+00:00

Single moms tend to hate Republicans. I take it that it’s because a lot of them aren’t soyed out and have standards for them. In other words they’re intimidated by strong independent men who don’t need no women...and have standards.

2020-04-24T22:43:13+00:00

T.R.A.S.H.

Ace_Hanlon · 2020-04-24T22:08:34+00:00

Biggest red flag: she doesn't like F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

beaverbuffer · 2020-04-25T00:19:22+00:00

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2020-04-25T05:39:33+00:00

Likes eating and travelling.

How original.

TomahawkSuppository · 2020-04-25T00:59:00+00:00

How original, a useless twat demanding things.

Red_Pill_Dynamics · 2020-04-24T23:34:34+00:00

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houseoftolstoy · 2020-04-25T02:14:09+00:00

The kind of woman that outright demands you pay for everything is the type of woman who orders the most expensive thing on the menu along with the most expensive drinks, just because she thinks of a man as a living ATM. No doubt her travel tastes are also expensive.

symko · 2020-04-25T09:21:14+00:00

I've never been dumpster diving but dumpster diving seems FAR better than having anything to do with this chick.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-04-25T02:09:56+00:00

Trash gets picked up on Wednesdays.

submit3r · 2020-04-25T08:07:19+00:00

WHAT. DO. YOU. OFFER?

pebblefromwell · 2020-04-25T09:24:24+00:00

Goddammit it is easier to just have a sugarbabby

Stateist555 · 2020-04-24T22:12:14+00:00

shit post put up a pic

28-rays-later · 2020-04-25T00:51:44+00:00

what a catch

beaverbuffer · 2020-04-25T04:13:56+00:00

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Savixe · 2020-04-25T08:47:35+00:00

Does that bitch realize only 15% of men are over 6 feet?

Is she amongst the 15% most attractive? I dont think so.

2020-04-25T09:20:41+00:00

Too bad we won't be able to enjoy some pictures of this wonderful Lady Ratchetley. If she's as eyes-pleasing as she seems to be sweet, we are missing quite a lot. Life is mostly made of sorrows and pain.

Gozie5 · 2020-04-25T11:11:32+00:00

What's wrong with gym pics? So many have one these days.

suicidemeteor · 2020-04-25T07:17:06+00:00

"F.R.I.E.N.D.S"?

Does she mean the show...? FWB? Why not just type "friends" in quotes, why make it an acronym like some shitty villain or wannabe 3 letter agency.

hdhdjdjdjdjjdjdjdkdk · 2020-04-25T09:31:00+00:00

Gonna be fun once she hits the wall, if she already hasn't.

NinjaDingo · 2020-04-25T10:36:53+00:00

Ugh. Do they really think some guy with his shit together reads this and thinks 'yeah, this one's a keeper, I can't wait to introduce her to my mum'

mikeymikeymikey1968 · 2020-04-25T11:48:59+00:00

Eh, a 5'10" dude is a "shortie"???

1st10Amendments · 2020-04-25T12:06:40+00:00

So, bitching at men right off the bat, then demanding, eliminating most of the planet, while bringing more demands as your main offerings. Sounds like a winning strategy.

2020-04-25T15:10:32+00:00

Maybe these are restrictions her parole officer gave her and she's just passing them along?

mark1x12110 · 2020-04-25T21:11:31+00:00

23 miles (37.01 km) is not enough. Run more

chadtwashington · 2020-04-26T08:22:34+00:00

"Can I just cut the bullshit and just pay for the sex directly so we don't have to talk?

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-04-27T05:05:07+00:00

Is all that 1 person?

almightyzenith · 2020-04-29T14:10:35+00:00

5"10 is not even short wtf

Banincoming · 2020-05-01T06:03:45+00:00

Every "no X" on a women's list is because she got fucked by 10 of them and it didn't work out. So if they got 50 dealbreakers, that's 500 guys that railed her and ran.

marc-home · 2020-05-03T06:34:31+00:00

It seems that shes a very lovely person

2020-05-03T16:34:50+00:00

what did F.R.I.E.N.D.S ever do to you lol

sumdood12345 · 2020-04-25T04:46:34+00:00

You can be happy with people of differing opinions...

beaverbuffer · 2020-04-24T23:04:19+00:00

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Title	Found on tinder today
Author	beaverbuffer
Upvotes	479
Comments	97
Date	April 24, 2020 9:56 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/g7hj78/found_on_tinder_today/
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