I compare myself to Julia Roberts...

Stateist555 · 2020-04-23T11:50:58+00:00

wow....just wow....she don't realise she ..38?!

RRFdev · 2020-04-23T12:38:00+00:00

Like another poster had excellently pointed out, if you wanna check out a woman's relationship history, check her list of requirements and/or complaints.

There: She dated/married men who are unfaithful, play games with her, slobbish, assholish, smelly and selfish.

The best kicker of all? She demanding men to keep up with her. Combine that with her career girl image and you can connect the dots and reveal who she really was: a career woman who kicked her husband to the curb thinking she could do better than her ex-husband who 'couldn't keep up', thinking she could quickly re-marry a Richard Gere, but instead she remained forever single and her kids are deprived of a normal familial upbringing because of her selfish decision.

And she claims to be a romantic person. She knows jack shit about what it truly means to love a person.

Hypergamy is real, but so is the invisible hand of the dating marketplace. Deny their value-matches, these women try, but doing so would only propel them to catladyhood as they try to branch swing upwards but to no avail.

All those men she dated are rightfully what she deserved. And no, no amount of gym time is going to fix that.

RockyGordinJr · 2020-04-23T12:49:27+00:00

She has a graduate degree but became a fitness teacher?

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-04-23T12:14:18+00:00

Someone who is also headed down the same path in life as myself.

Hahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa! Your path stopped the moment that you hit the wall, mine will continue until I die with many many many "rest stops" along the way.

She probably compares herself to Pretty Woman and is likely just waiting for someone to show up in a Lotus and pay for her life and 2 kids. She thinks that hinting around that she wants to be the other half in a beast with two backs will get someone to "stick around." Not very likely to happen. She will find someone but it will be for a night, a week, or a few months. It is not likely that whomever she manages to honey trap will "stick around" for long term commitment.

idcawom · 2020-04-23T13:45:56+00:00

Julia Roberts isn't attractive herself and she looks like a Walmart celeb at best and a mid 50 woman at worst.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-04-23T14:28:52+00:00

At least shes not spouting the usual shit like "be over 6 feet, 6 figures and treat me like your queen." Not nearly as bad as the trash that pops up here most of the time.

cast-away-ramadi06 · 2020-04-23T15:04:31+00:00

I'm likely to get downvoted for this, but I dont see a problem with the profile. She just wants an active man.

I thought the purpose here was to callout profiles that demand a lot more than they're offering, especially by women who are whining about the fact that there "aren't any good men left" when they clearly blew their opportunities when they were in a better bargaining position (younger, more attractive, etc).

Compared to most of the profiles listed in other posts, she's not too bad at all.

VetteVet83 · 2020-04-23T13:10:34+00:00

She’s decent looking. I’d let her be a plate. If she wants marriage, she should’ve stayed with the husband she had.

thewatisit · 2020-04-23T14:10:55+00:00

A foster child? As a single person? Just why?

Old_snowboarder · 2020-04-23T16:09:41+00:00

Compares herself to Julian Roberts - you mean like the whore in the film who fucks men for money?

JustInconsistent · 2020-04-23T11:58:40+00:00

Lol we know what to say to get laid

mustangfrank · 2020-04-23T14:19:15+00:00

I didn't see any demands on height. Did I miss it?

TitySuker · 2020-04-23T15:18:57+00:00

She somehow looks older than Julia

2020-04-23T16:08:20+00:00

I think I found her cousin https://i.imgur.com/MEVXR3J.jpg

GrumblyBear700 · 2020-04-26T04:28:36+00:00

Shut up Meg. Lol

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-04-23T15:36:59+00:00

She's reading Plato, but can't figure out birth control?!

Older_Miggy · 2020-04-23T17:00:29+00:00

I hate laughing....I'm out.

ransay3277 · 2020-04-23T17:04:20+00:00

In her own words... She talks too much.

macktheknive · 2020-04-23T18:59:04+00:00

I have a smidgen of doubt that 'she' is even a biological female at all. Just a smidgen.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-04-24T00:09:47+00:00

The boat has sailed...

Aldabruzzo · 2020-04-24T16:17:31+00:00

IG filters....

Demand unfiltered photos and give nothing to a woman until you see unfiltered photos.

Title	I compare myself to Julia Roberts...
Author	butt_uglee
Upvotes	115
Comments	68
Date	April 23, 2020 1:26 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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