I just can't understand why this shining example of femininity is single? /s. She is recently single (not even divorced yet) and has no time for games. She is on a mission to find her next victim....ummm I mean husband.

Westernhagen · 2019-03-23T00:22:34+00:00

She's 36 and her kid is 19.... hmmmm.... (counts on fingers)... and she just divorced a guy she was with for 16 years even though her kid is 19.

Yeah, she's trash.

Surprised at the lack of tats, though.

anon_likes_tendies · 2019-03-23T00:00:42+00:00

Ah, another used Chevrolet Aveo in the "buy here, pay here" car lot of dating.

Fragile_Allegiance · 2019-03-23T00:20:32+00:00

Hey you found an honest one, perhaps capable of self-reflection! Who held a relationship for a nearly record-breaking length of time! And her kids are nearly out of the house, and certainly capable of helping out with chores. And she's under 200lbs!

Disclaimer: approaching this piece of work will likely end with your hating God and all of His creation.

AliBarakat · 2019-03-23T00:10:07+00:00

She looks like a skeleton. Anyone else think she does meth?

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-23T00:34:03+00:00

Knocked up at 17 ? Someone was a naughty girl riding the baloney pony...

Blackphish88 · 2019-03-23T00:08:51+00:00

Yeah. YOU gotta have self control because her worthless ass sure as hell isn't capable of it.

aussielander · 2019-03-23T00:36:42+00:00

Some idiot wived up this single mother raised her kids, now they are almost adults she is looking for another idiot

Tamburasmx · 2019-03-23T00:01:41+00:00

All ready

meerita · 2019-03-23T00:16:46+00:00

My kids are my world = biggest lie ever. Im so egocentric bitch that i never cared about them.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-23T02:27:22+00:00

That darn Skeletor! When will he quit trying to trap He-Man via these online dating apps?

harharry · 2019-03-23T00:13:42+00:00

What did I read? Straight up bitch from the start. Not even trying to be feminine.

Also “making you want to punch me” is as good of a bitchometer as ever. She is self centered, you won’t matter to her.

That’s why you gotta be tough and handle her properly. There’s no basis for a relationship since she’s not gonna care about you.

So yes, go for sex because the relation is just gonna be fights and cunty behavior on her part.

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-03-23T01:07:17+00:00

"I'm going to make you want to knock me the fuck out." She has to make me stop fleeing her vicinity first.

DeftPnkk · 2019-03-23T04:43:44+00:00

I don't see why so many women think picking fights or insulting men on their dating profile is going to get them dates. Sick in the head

quesoburgesa · 2019-03-23T05:02:55+00:00

Michael Jackson is back?

Emervila · 2019-03-23T00:42:38+00:00

I'd take the mission, you go to her house and check if the 19 kid it's actually a pretty young woman and go for her.

The age award goes to... Looking 45+ when having 36, you have time traveled in the wrong way

grizzer99 · 2019-03-23T02:59:35+00:00

I bet $100 she isn't actually 36. Holy fuck. That or those kids took a lot out of her

AnnArchist · 2019-03-23T02:59:49+00:00

She looking like legolas

daniellederek · 2019-03-23T02:37:42+00:00

Come on. She's only 7 months into her fitness journey. She needs to find beta Billy now so he can save up and pay for her spray tans and protein powder and entry fees and hotel stays while training and travelling with chad and tyrone for next winters muscle competitions....

Simapiseel · 2019-03-23T03:37:22+00:00

I’d prefer her 19 year old daughter

listeriosis69 · 2019-03-23T05:08:31+00:00

19 and 16..... You didn't learn from getting knocked up at 17?

JackieChansStuntGuy · 2019-03-23T12:34:08+00:00

This bitch was 16 and pregnant, hard pass.

3amDinner · 2019-03-23T16:47:46+00:00

36 with a 19yr old.

LOL ezpass

AncapGhxst · 2019-03-23T23:55:36+00:00

"Don't date me unless you have self control because I'll make you want to knock me out." That's the biggest red flag I've ever seen. Big fucking yikes.

n0x29a · 2019-03-23T03:53:30+00:00

you you you. Everything is your fault. Everything is on you to fix and control. Not me tho. Even tho I was in 16 years old relationship. Get your shit together because im a perfect past wall catch.

ILOVEASIANCUNTS · 2019-03-23T04:16:16+00:00

bitter, man-hating bitch. either lying about her age or got knocked up at 16. her two kids are apparently from two different dads, so has a track record of picking not the best guys. doesn't look all that good, although she's not fat and is apparently trying to stay in shape. definitely avoid, but not the worst i've seen.

PizzaDiaper · 2019-03-23T04:57:42+00:00

I don’t understand how these single mothers with adult children go on dating websites. Imagine how gross it would be to stumble across your desperate, overweight, insecure mother.

Or if you were just swiping right on everyone and accidentally liked your mom. Fucking gnarly.

throwaway921030119 · 2019-03-23T08:06:55+00:00

It's funny how it's socially acceptable for women to casually insult men as a group. I think it's because everyone subconsciously knows that women are children.

x6x6x61982 · 2019-03-23T08:59:43+00:00

Her inspirational quote has a typo, should be: make you want to knock me the fuck up!

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-03-23T09:51:15+00:00

There is an archetype of woman in the world, and this one is spot on to that type. These women look perfect on paper - great hair, fit body, smooth tight skin, nice smile, great chest, small button nose, and overall has all the right parts - when when you put it all together, it just does not work. Something is just not right, but you cannot describe why.

We need a name for these women.

Nopers
Nahnahs
Hmmmers
Nothanksers
Nottodayers
Yikers
Queasies

Give me some time. I will come up with something.

TheMeatWhistle45 · 2019-03-23T13:39:19+00:00

Is this tinder? I’m not savvy to this dating shit and it seems like a horrible place to meet women from following this sub?

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-03-23T14:35:33+00:00

Going to theorize here.

The guy "she left" after 16 years is the daddy to the younger kid. He wifed her up because he thought that's the right thing to do and to avoid the court ass raping. Once the kid was old enough that he could escape the claws of the law he bounced for good. With her shitty attitude I can see this scenario. So my bet is HE left her after quietly and patiently serving his (nearly 18 year) sentence with her and avoided most of the divorce-rape ass raping.

GlobalAsshat · 2019-03-23T14:58:05+00:00

I'd rather pursue her 19 year old daughter to be honest. Red flag: She split with her ex. She's looking for alpha fucks.. hit it and quit it basically.

They always say they don't have time for games but ironically they are only trying to weed out the men with "bad game" with this statement.. it's basically a shit test. If the man has really good game she won't be able to resist no matter what she says.

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2019-03-24T12:58:29+00:00

It just really makes you think the cognitive dissonance present in feminist women. They go on and on about how all men are trash and then spend hours online looking for a man to be with.

Silly creatures.

Hereddit3 · 2019-03-25T06:14:45+00:00

Never understood the point of threatening the very same pool of men you want to date.

devok1 · 2019-03-29T18:32:00+00:00

36 lol

ono_licious · 2019-04-21T02:30:03+00:00

For a haggard 45yo or (45yo equivalent, ie drugs) who got knocked up at 16, that is pudgy and out of shape...she sure is quite demanding. Good luck with that. She definitely is suffering from post-wall delusion syndrome (PWDS)!

FRedington · 2019-06-28T19:18:43+00:00

She's 36?
Right. And I'm skeptical.
I'd guess 45.

aln10 · 2019-03-23T03:14:31+00:00

I'd match with her just to ask for her 19 year old daughter's #

Naz-One · 2019-03-23T12:42:05+00:00

Reminds me of "Breaking Bad", "I ain't no skank!"

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