I need help here to understand this... this! 🧐

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-03-17T01:46:00+00:00

Imagine being thirty-fucking-nine and liking 'bad boys'.

Every time I read this sub, I die a little bit inside. The profiles posted just get worse and worse.

DangZagnut · 2020-03-17T01:50:30+00:00

Grandma is looking to get it wet.

hollerican5 · 2020-03-17T03:10:06+00:00

Dis bitch 49....stop the lies ......

the40yearoldincel · 2020-03-17T01:37:28+00:00

She's a perfect example of someone who's not only hit the Wall, but isn't very attractive to begin with, but will continue to chase Chad throughout her entire life. I bet she's had some quality beta males who would have given her the world, but she threw those men to the curb.

It's going to be interesting seeing all these women in retirement homes in their elderly years, alone and single, still chasing Chad, thinking they still have a chance with Chad, and then ask all the old single men why they're still single. "I dunno, maybe it's because hags like you never gave the good guys a shot."

Redhood616 · 2020-03-17T03:51:00+00:00

Imagine going on tinder and seeing your grandma lie about her age & pursuing bad boys

MahrkyMahrk · 2020-03-17T01:37:23+00:00

39????

chalulin · 2020-03-17T06:39:28+00:00

Reminds me of a 42 year old I'm friends with. She wants a bad boy with a good heart. I told her a bad boy by definition is not the kind of man that will settle down for her. That person doesn't exist, but she's still convinced she can get him to settle down.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-17T08:22:05+00:00

Bitch, if you're 39, then I'm a goddamn infant. I've seen women in their 50s who look younger than you. If you're going to lie about your age, at least make it believable. How many packs of cigarettes did you smoke per day to get creases that deep?

"PS" - that's supposed to be an addendum after you already finished. You know, "post signature". You don't begin with that, you damned dingbat. Then again, this is the least of your problems.

"I like bad boys!" - so much for women ever maturing.

"But sometimes is good boy" - ah, you want fried ice. Powdered water. I have some bad news: not only is what you seek non-existent, but also you'll be lucky to have any man interested at all. Your looksmatch is Joseph Merrick, and he's been dead a century already.

"Looking for something stable" - I'm sure you meant to say "in a stable" because that's where you belong.

Autisticus · 2020-03-17T02:09:14+00:00

Golly geed darn damn, thats a HARD 39

Cream1984 · 2020-03-17T04:40:08+00:00

only stable shes going to find has horses in it

Sankdamoney · 2020-03-17T04:49:13+00:00

39+20

gofortheko · 2020-03-17T04:39:14+00:00

I think you meant blind boys.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-03-17T01:32:11+00:00

What's the Espanol translation for Alpha fucks--Beta Bucks?

Elistheman · 2020-03-17T05:28:30+00:00

I didn’t know the grays are living amongst us

Lameador · 2020-03-17T06:51:20+00:00

Ok Boomer You are long past 39

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-03-17T06:42:44+00:00

She wants the bad boys who are sometimes good, though she is an alien who is sometimes an orc. She is looking for a stable planet, and would like to be taken to its leader.

One-Move · 2020-03-17T05:44:37+00:00

Ridden hard and put away wet

altair43 · 2020-03-17T06:23:42+00:00

Shes trying to say "Alpha fucks and beta bucks". But got no words for it or maybe speaking "women" with hamster wheel spinning at light speed.

Anyways, which bad boy alpha is going to fuck her? I would like to meet this person. Their face will make nice addition to my wall of clowns.

bk6830 · 2020-03-17T07:11:16+00:00

Aaaaaaaargh! Those filters. What the hell is this?! Dawn of the f@ckind dead?

Innovative_being · 2020-03-17T08:09:51+00:00

This broad is NOT 39

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-03-17T20:48:13+00:00

39? Was she born in Feb 29th?

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-17T21:36:04+00:00

This is the kind of old hag that gets drunk alone at a bar, then tries to grab dudes asses and crotch as they line up to order drinks.

Incoherent, defocused gaze as she blindly paws at the air. Everyone too embarrassed to tell her to go home, already. Probably wearing a dress that is a few sizes too small and ten years out of date.

The fitting end to a woman and her hubris.

AurelianWay · 2020-03-17T10:50:50+00:00

Assuming this lady is telling the truth (I know a real leap of faith here) about her age, just imagine how haggard she will look when she is five or 10 years older down the road. 50 will be the new 100.

mustangfrank · 2020-03-18T01:19:27+00:00

Any woman who has a thing for bad boys is total shit. Their brains are damaged. And they actually know the difference, but choose scum over and over vs the good man. They are like a scratch on a Cd, repeating the same track over and over. They cannot change, they are damaged. If any woman says she used to have a thing for Bad Boyz, run like hell. She is a mess

Nuhvok01 · 2020-03-18T01:27:20+00:00

"I want someone fun and adventurous but also stable and predictable" is what her first line basically translates to.

mustangfrank · 2020-03-18T14:45:32+00:00

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Sid_Insidious · 2020-03-18T16:37:04+00:00

If you knew her actual age you'd probably shit your pants...

Overkillengine · 2020-03-18T21:54:44+00:00

"39" with how many decades experience exactly? Judging by the California Raisin face I'd guess at least two decades.

ruifaf · 2020-03-18T22:25:40+00:00

Hi Grandma!!! lol

MentORPHEUS · 2020-03-19T00:26:54+00:00

It looked like a cool Star Trek cosplay in the thumbnail. Turns out it's a lady who claims to be 39 and looks/sounds Brazilian... that is, a Brazilian years older than she's claiming!

tysonmoorewood · 2020-03-19T04:44:00+00:00

P.S. I like a good fuck and occasional a wallet 😤😤😤

makrelli · 2020-03-17T17:04:33+00:00

he rly did age like milk

FrisbeeDiscoTits · 2020-03-17T17:57:51+00:00

39 my ass.

chadtwashington · 2020-03-20T15:24:12+00:00

Translation: "Am Whore"

SqueeTheIII · 2020-03-17T16:15:04+00:00

Title	I need help here to understand this... this! 🧐
Author	ruifaf
Upvotes	145
Comments	79
Date	March 17, 2020 12:26 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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