I'll just leave this here

moorekom · 2018-08-21T11:37:08+00:00

I suppose it's to be expected that she would look all smug with not a hint of submissiveness. She has boxed herself into the pump and dump zone with just one picture and a few words but she expects you to not be a fuckboy. Oh boy.

digitalEarthling · 2018-08-21T11:42:55+00:00

Boring ass bitch

PM_ME_UR_NAKED_TITS · 2018-08-21T11:48:02+00:00

That sentence about not wanting fuckboys is only to vet out pussies

BluepillProfessor · 2018-08-21T14:26:16+00:00

Short haired basic bitch looking for Chad and thinks she is a rock star. For now darling. Not for much longer. Right now Chad will bang you and plow through your shit tests. Soon no man will tolerate your arrogance, your aging crows feet, and that stretched out yin yang mancatcher that works so well. For now. Not much longer.

Philhelm · 2018-08-21T15:02:37+00:00

For perspective, a list of men who would have to swipe left twice: Mark Wahlberg, Jason Statham, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Robert Downey Jr., Johnny Depp. Chris Evans barely makes the cut at 6'0".

escalover · 2018-08-21T12:21:21+00:00

Oh man. Someone should message her pretending not to have a highschool diploma (GED instead), but having successfully received 2 Masters degrees and having run your own (very lucrative) business for the last 3 years and see her short circuit.

No but honestly I'm really seeing a rise in women using Tindr to plug their Instagram profiles. The sad thing is that Instagram is the worst thing an attractive woman can do to herself online. It's like "Oh here's a good idea, I'm going to artificially inflate my perceived SMV by gathering 10,000 followers on Instagram. Then I'll be too good for any man until I'm 35 and the only thing that's ever come out of my vagina is a tumbleweed."

JJ3314 · 2018-08-21T15:01:46+00:00

At least she has her priorities straight! Being under 6 feet is an even harder pass for her than not having a job.

Schraelnick · 2018-08-21T13:50:28+00:00

You might as well get yourself a doll, because sex with this broad will be like banging a doll.

cnctec90 · 2018-08-21T14:08:16+00:00

She will be taking anyone with a pulse at 35

SJHammer · 2018-08-21T15:44:59+00:00

She sounds like a headache. Selfish, all about her. Nothing to offer.

LeGrosTabarnak · 2018-08-21T18:39:31+00:00

When you're more privileged than 99% of humanity and that's what you do with it.

VanityKings · 2018-08-21T16:00:09+00:00

Flat chested bro haircut cares more that you're 6 feet than if you have a job or a high school diploma

ricstone100 · 2018-08-21T16:26:27+00:00

This is the kind of woman who will lose all of her beauty by the time she's twenty-seven and when she enters a room the collective mood will move from neutral to a state of extreme boredom and dismissiveness.

anon_likes_tendies · 2018-08-21T17:12:33+00:00

Mailbox for cocks

tw1nm3t30r · 2018-08-21T18:54:40+00:00

When girls say nobody under 6 foot I can imagine them bringing a tape measure on the first date. "Oh 5' 11.5" close but no cigar :D".

Go fuck yourself with that 6 foot bullshit. If you start with this I will assume you were dropped on the head 6 times.

Whirrlz · 2018-08-21T21:34:28+00:00

Add her Instagram? Aka. "Give me attention while I ignore you. Thank you, beta orbiters."

Dann01 · 2018-08-22T00:48:40+00:00

Is the pig snout a thing with basic bitches now?

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2018-08-22T07:31:33+00:00

I'd leave that there too. If there is the trash, where she belongs.

LordNuts · 2018-08-23T23:38:24+00:00

No job, swipe left, unless you’re chad thundercock or tyrone long dick style, no highschool diploma swipe left, unless you’re chad thundercock or tyrone lock dick style, if you’re under 6ft you better swipe left because i see you as a loser and i’m entitled only to 6’4 chad thundercock and tyrone long dick style. Oh if you’re a fuck boy, you know what, imma still fuck you and keep projecting fuck boys ain’t shit because i like to be treated like the piece of trash i am, add me on instagram and feed me my daily dose of ego and narcissism. So unless you’re chad thundercock, tyrone long dick style, or rich as fuck and can provide me with everything, fuck off!!!

There, I corrected it.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-08-24T16:43:10+00:00

She kind of looks like a pig with that nose and eyes.

Ngie1 · 2018-08-25T09:17:13+00:00

pump and dump material

TheNightWind777 · 2018-08-27T10:51:03+00:00

My instincts tell me that going for this one will be like playing baseball with a hand-grenade.

Title	I'll just leave this here
Author	BeardedOldPerv
Upvotes	102
Comments	49
Date	August 21, 2018 11:22 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/992cau/ill_just_leave_this_here/
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