“Ready to settle down”

loneliness-inc · 2020-03-27T15:37:28+00:00

Alright folks, time to rehash an old one.

JerryNewton7 · 2020-03-27T13:45:58+00:00

Yep and you'll have to pay as if she were a new Bentley.

RadioFreeColorado · 2020-03-27T17:08:47+00:00

I've got three liens on my chassis but those debts are my world and they come first 🤩. I need a real driver to step up and start paying them off. Living my best life so if you want to drive a wonderful car like me 😇 you have to get used to burn marks in the upholstery, engine knocks on idle, and a few dings here and there from a life on the road 🤪. I'm a complex vehicle and require premium gasoline 🤑. My past is my past; don't ask about my 200,000 miles, rebuilt title, or 14 previous owners 😡. Looking for a Ryan Gosling or Paul Walker to shift my gearbox 🤯.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-03-27T14:30:58+00:00

That car still has more intrinsic value than women.

mydikishomofobik · 2020-03-27T14:52:46+00:00

Remember that hot brand new car that you used to chase when you were younger, the one that wouldn't stop for you, and sped right past you and sprayed mud in your face while that asshole bully drove it around? Well now it's all wrecked from other men driving it and tearing up its suspension. Whelp, guess what, Peter Pan, it's your responsibility to take care of the repair bills now. Time to man up. Stop being selfish! Stop looking at all those newer cars. Stop playing videogames and enjoying your life. Don't be happy on your own! Stay away from new cars! Take on the burden of this car that other men used and broke down and pay the price of new luxury car for it.

QSDT · 2020-03-27T14:41:12+00:00

Don't forget the 2 or 3 kids in back seat, their a package deal.

HiredNote · 2020-03-27T14:09:22+00:00

I'd rather have that car than any ready to settle down chick.

Zara_Elyse · 2020-03-27T15:17:19+00:00

Badwomensanatomy:

Lol stupid incels, our vaginas return to a virgin state after sex and pregnancy. You're just insecure......

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-03-27T14:55:47+00:00

Is the arch in the roof representative of a post-Waller's protruding belly?

mustangfrank · 2020-03-27T15:49:38+00:00

That is either an old Fiat or a Lada.

I was in Russia, about 13 years ago. I saw a car made out of wood. The entire body was plywood and was painted with a brush. It had cutouts for the headlights, rope handles for the doors, square flat windows, but it ran.

dctrmoose · 2020-03-27T15:20:07+00:00

Her: Am ready to settle down

Also her: Can you pay for my gas?

DoctorTagada · 2020-03-27T14:04:47+00:00

That's what would happen if women had their holes on the sides.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-28T22:00:05+00:00

Official car of FDS.

thotless_rat_bastard · 2020-03-27T21:34:28+00:00

She's a wreck! Comes with a salvage title!

Slowporque · 2020-03-27T23:48:49+00:00

Simply brilliant.

2020-04-03T23:58:16+00:00

Just throw 3 or 4 kids in there too having a tantrum and it's perfect. Maybe a few exs waving in the background.

SnowMan878 · 2020-03-28T16:23:38+00:00

ahahahahha truth

RyansPutter · 2020-03-29T03:17:34+00:00

That car looks like it had a run-in with the Bluesmobile.

Joethathan · 2020-04-01T11:24:18+00:00

Damn, Lightning McQueen really let himself go in Cars 4

Nurgles_Boy · 2020-04-05T09:13:54+00:00

Thats not how anything works, OP.

Title	“Ready to settle down”
Author	Innovative_being
Upvotes	474
Comments	40
Date	March 27, 2020 1:26 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/fpwwcf/ready_to_settle_down/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/ready-to-settle-down.358163 https://theredarchive.com/post/358163

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