She aint no size 6 bitch...

SirKolbath · 2019-02-15T23:06:59+00:00

That ain't no size 12 Bitch, neither.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-02-15T23:08:29+00:00

Likes to read, is functionally illiterate. And, she clearly hates exercise, but you better be a gym rat.

coagulated_cumquats · 2019-02-15T23:46:14+00:00

Mum Off 1 And Exstremly Proud to Be She's My Absolute World My Everything

That's great, how about you focus on raising her instead of hawking your used holes on a fuck app, you fat illiterate sour-faced whore

Harry_Teak · 2019-02-15T23:09:28+00:00

I think it passed size 12 about three dozen donuts ago. Then again, size 12 is what used to be a size 16 these days. Anything is possible in the magic land of women's clothing sizes.

Ah well, she's no looker but she does appear to be a well-read and literate intellectual. That's worth something I guess.

KhajiitFL · 2019-02-16T01:26:50+00:00

V E R Y A D V E N T U R E S

OldFashionMarine · 2019-02-15T23:20:15+00:00

If all these single moms claim their kid/kids are their world......than where does the guy come into the picture? That's always my response to these wallet chasers.

squeakypancake · 2019-02-16T09:39:43+00:00

Why do seemingly 100% of single mothers posting on dating apps have the same confrontational attitude in their bio, and feel the need to tell you that their child is 'their whole world and if you don't like that then BYEEEE!'?

Like, honestly. While I love dragging shitty dating profiles, I'm not even making fun here.

How many men, as a complete stranger, expect to be valued over a woman's children? Are they posting this annoying catchphrase reactively, because they have actually experienced this, or do they just see other women doing it, and think that it looks cool and empowering?

I understand the hot chick single mom (or even the 'still reasonably attractive' single mom) could more or less post anything she wants, up to and including how she likes to shit into the mouth of prospective boyfriends on the first date, and still get tons of thirsty men messaging her. Does this still work when the woman looks like one of the goblins from Labyrinth?

You would think that if you looked as unfortunate as this woman, who even looks like a troll while abusing filters and camera angles -- and who comes with a child -- you would try to make up ground by spending time cultivating other virtues, like a winning personality, an impression of basic literacy, or playing up various other skills that might sweeten the deal (I assume this woman can cook, at least?).

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-02-16T04:33:18+00:00

Fat single mom with duck face and resting bitch face. Step up, boys!

AutisticusMaximus · 2019-02-16T01:04:17+00:00

The angles! Gods, the angles!

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-02-16T01:37:01+00:00

I wonder if she likes to laugh? If so, she's the one for me!

sdaddy345 · 2019-02-16T02:36:33+00:00

26, single mother, and hasn't hit /r/The_Wall yet? I feel bad for her child's future.

[deleted] · 2019-02-16T01:24:21+00:00

I ain't no size 6 bitch. I'm a size 12.

Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.

ForNowICanSee · 2019-02-16T09:14:12+00:00

“Don’t know what to say” - when I see that sentence or to the effect, I immediately know she’s a zero personality retard.

throwawayinj · 2019-02-16T10:51:30+00:00

Full-time mummy? Full-time fatty too, apparently.

W00gy · 2019-02-16T18:19:38+00:00

I'm really looking forward to around 2030/2035 when all these amazing kids become adults and just WOW the world with their presence. So many kids are so amazing.

NOT.

AutisticBarronTrump · 2019-02-19T00:16:22+00:00

80 IQ

[deleted] · 2019-02-18T10:50:36+00:00

You Really Like to read or are You really Illiterate?

Mocha_Shakea_Khan · 2019-02-18T19:11:52+00:00

I notice how a lot of these photos focuses on her tits; why wonder why

ButtLaser5000 · 2019-02-16T06:19:40+00:00

Am I like the only dude that doesn't know women's sizes?

alleyteris · 2019-02-16T15:21:19+00:00

Clearly she is a lying bitch, if she liked going for walks she wouldnt look like that

genethedog · 2019-02-17T21:04:51+00:00

14-16

Dash_of_islam · 2019-02-18T04:34:16+00:00

Whale size 6. Duh

x6x6x61982 · 2019-02-20T10:43:25+00:00

Why they always always have to point out that their kid is their everything? When you clearly see in real life how pissed they are at their kids 24/7 lol

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-02-15T23:15:12+00:00

I know some women who are Size 0. So a Size 12 must be ridiculous.

Title	She aint no size 6 bitch...
Author	LosBuratnos
Upvotes	92
Comments	50
Date	February 15, 2019 11:01 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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Whale size 6. Duh