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[–]impossibruastronaut113 points114 points115 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
She has upper case gums and lower case teeth.
[–]DeterminedLogic9944 points45 points46 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
lol. This is probably the most unattractive feature for me on women.
[–]PhilhelmSmashing the patriarchy one single mother at a time12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's a dealbreaker for me.
[–]oh_no_aliens[email protected]7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Im a hors! NEEEEIIIGH
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Miss Ed with filly seeks a hard working Wilber to clean out her stable and feed her oats.
[–]SupGirluHungry13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was looking for a way to explain what I was seeing
[–]OptimalAdhesiveness10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Was hoping this would be here, love that line.
[–]bablfish8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
as said by Stewie Griffin: not a good gum to teeth ratio ....
[–]Extra_NapkinsJr. Hamster Analyst9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More gum than a Wrigley factory.
[–]Imperial_Plastics3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Third world teeth, First World problems
[–]ImAWhoDat44 points45 points46 points 7 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
Looking at her my only thought is: SOMEONE ACTUALLY FUCKED THAT!
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Young pussy is the holy grail. It doesn't have to look good for any wine in it to taste good. ;)
[–]Fuckthisshit6969 1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (15 children) | Copy Link
No she if looks like that and you bang her that’s disgusting
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Not really. Your hormones require a young wet hole. Not to mention men have less stringent standards. All you have done here is attempted to shame men that would sleep with her because you have followed societies programming they use to get men to compete for women and access his resources. You think the more attractive woman you can get with defines your status and rung in society. But that isnt the reality and would like for you to rethink this critical position you have made.
[–]Fuckthisshit6969 1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (13 children) | Copy Link
You wanna talk about hormones and biology but suddenly valuing attractive women is all about “muh society?” No guess what youth, as well as ATTRACTIVENESS is the peak of human evolution and it is what we have evolved to seek. It implies health and ideal genetics for your child. But go ahead buddy go bang some disgusting troll looking 20 year old and I’ll keep the hot ones to myself.
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™[M] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Men are biologically wired to fuck down. Hypergamy is a female thing. Men fuck those of lower status.
Furthermore, youth makes ugly girls acceptable enough. So it makes sense that someone came in that.
From a biological standpoint, women need to be choosy because pregnancy is a huge commitment. But men? Nah, men just need to spread their seed far and wide. Who cares about quality when quantity is all that counts.
[–]Fuckthisshit6969 1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link
So you say that quantity is all that counts? So you’d pick banging 1000 midgets with Down syndrome over 10 beautiful models?
No, quantity is most assuredly not the ONLY factor in sexual selection for males. Yes men are wired to have sex with multiple partners but acting like it is the most important factor is FALSE. Every single man with a brain who cares about his offspring would pick impregnating one beautiful healthy woman over 1000 midgets with Down syndrome and to argue against that is literal retardation (pun intended). Men want healthy strong offspring.
Men are wired to look for the best possible mate (or one night stand) they can get. Hypergamy is definitely far stronger in women I can’t deny that, but to act like men aren’t at least partially biologically designed to seek their best option is absurdly false.
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
So you say that quantity is all that counts?
You misunderstood. It's not that quality doesn't count at all, it just doesn't count nearly as much as quantity does.
When there are multiple options available, a man will choose the best quality woman. However, when there's only one option available, the biological imperative is to breed with that one woman. Now, you may choose not to do it, but that's a conscious choice, not your biological imperative.
[–]Fuckthisshit6969 1 points 7 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
No I did not misunderstand you literally said quality is all that counts.
But I see through your elaboration that we are not as far off as I thought on the subject.
[–]loneliness-incLvL 99 Rogue NiceGuy™[M] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The point is that while you may find it disgusting to breed with this ugly chic, it's still part of the male biological imperative to breed with her if there aren't any better options available at the moment. Therefore, you are not to shame men for making this choice as was told to you by u/where_muh_good_mens Rather, you can shame the woman for letting herself go/being ugly.
[–]oh_no_aliens[email protected]1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
So you’d pick banging 1000 midgets with Down syndrome over 10 beautiful models?
Bad analogy, stop making logical fallacies to support your already flawed argument.
[–]Fuckthisshit6969 1 points 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
No it’s not a bad analogy I’m using your words and showing how infantile and retarded your argument is. Do you even know what a logic fallacy is my friend because you can’t just say an argument you disagree with is a logical fallacy lol. Is it hyperbolic? Yes, but it is not a logical fallacy. You sound like an SJW who refuses to see the idiocy in what they are saying but whatever man do you.
[–]oh_no_aliens[email protected]0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No wonder you have no friends.
[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men would love to be able to fuck the hottest women they can, but if they are not 10s themselves, they would need to be rich, famous or dangerous to gain access to top tier pussy.
Men fuck those of lower status.
Probably because nobody is above an Alpha-Chad.
[–]NohoTwoPointOhJr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If your country has Marines, his point will make more sense...
[–]where_muh_good_mensSheriff Goodmonkey3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't know what you are talking about. I said stop shamming men for their preferences. If you can't/don't want to do that, then fuck off amicably.
[–]NetherIndy19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As I said in the last dental gawking thread, gals in her boat get more actual attempts thrown their way than a '5'. Or... at least before having the kid anyway.
No shortage of shy young men, raised by single moms, told to 'stay in their lane', and told that their weak testosterone stirrings make them a potential superpredator think, "nobody else is gonna ask out Funny Face Francis... must be my looks-match... and even if she shoots me down she's not going to make a federal case of it".
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Yowza. You can tell that kid went in from the rear. Nobody could keep a boner staring at that face.
Ah well, that's why they invented light switches.
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
And paper bags. Sheesh.
Imagine those chompers mowing down on your dick. ugh. Bring on the aloe.
And “23” my ass.
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Could be 23. Some women hit the wall before puberty.
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Then every branch on the ugly tree actively smacked that face.
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That's the type of face that you usually see on inbred fundie Baptists.
[–]FactCheckOnTheFlySr. Hamster Analyst2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or on the face of a Branch Davidian willing to burn for David Koresh.
[–]Harry_TeakSr. Hamster Analyst3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep yep. Shallow end of a small gene pool there. Poor kid.
[–]ShitArchonXPRCommander Data Incarnate but Furry1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
^
I've seen it called the Pennsatucky look.
[–]survivalmaster10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She is 40 tho look at that face
[–]cenaluc0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I did not know that.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
[–]notyourdude2012 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Goat.
[–]PhilhelmSmashing the patriarchy one single mother at a time0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Horse have big teeth though. She's more like the xenomorph from Aliens.
[–]BigDpapi8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ma’am you better have a permit for them there gums
[–]theoracleofosiris5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s a rough 23
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh is she not looking for hook ups now that it’s caught up to her?
[–]NickTesla2018Built his own hamster wheel1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jeeze, the shit parade continues...
[–]Somethingingsome1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fucked smile. Can see the attic above her second story gum line.
[–]PhilhelmSmashing the patriarchy one single mother at a time1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She has one of those fucking mouths inside a mouth like those Xenomorphs from Aliens.
[–]SilverGryphonWorking his way to the titty top0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
23? she is way older than that, probably double
[–]Mike_Fucking_Pence0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks 40, and looks like Austin Powers.....baby
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
7MB?? Is this HD video?
Even the kid looks ugly.
[–]ugluk10 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah, someone needs to pay up for another man's child.
23? bitch looks 43.
[–]Ice-Berg-Hermit0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dem corn kernel teef 🌽
[–]ManReggie0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
23?
Oof!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Would you like some teeth with those gums?
[–]MadeUpMellyWahmyns0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She kind of reminds me of Sloth from Goonies...
[–]cozmcrae-1 points0 points1 point 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't understand what she is doing wrong. All she has said is that she wants a long term relationship.
I'm glad you should ask. She's hideous, had a kid with Chad, and expects a bailout. Think how much happier she'd be if she said "serious commitments only" before having a kid.
She also is in dire need of an orthodontist to fix her jaw alignment so she smiles properly instead of that ghastly two-rows-of-teeth smile. She has a high mutation load and shouldn't be breeding, but fixing her teeth would at least ensure she can get commitment from a man hot enough for her to be attracted.
If you're wondering why the last part matters, hop over to /r/DeadBedrooms to see what it looks like when people are thrown into a marriage with someone they don't actually want to fuck. It's worse than being single and childfree.
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