Suck a lemon!

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-01-18T17:35:30+00:00

Are there any loyal guys who don't like chasing women in their 20s?

Yes. But, you left them behind in your 20s because they were boring, or didn't have money, or weren't your type. They've moved on and are enjoying the lives they built without you.

BetterHimThanMe · 2020-01-18T17:52:00+00:00

"have a big personality love life"

She fat....and 'tarded.

softbeats · 2020-01-18T17:52:03+00:00

She’s the lemon, just check the Whorefax

TaxMeJersey · 2020-01-18T17:36:38+00:00

I'm not sensing the "funny and down to earth" with her.

rebelauthor · 2020-01-18T17:23:17+00:00

Clearly grammar, spelling, or English in general are not strong points for this one.

Sumpm · 2020-01-18T18:57:45+00:00

She's overweight, I guarantee it.

JZSquared · 2020-01-18T22:05:20+00:00

If you're too old for games, then you're too old for a hook up app.

ThaHentaiConnoisseur · 2020-01-18T17:58:42+00:00

Well well well, the hamster is doing all kinds of maneuvers when she realises guys are going for younger and definitely more attractive women than her. Guaranteed she did the same old female NPC action of rejecting the good men while she was in her 20s. "Suck a lemon". I'm sure you can swallow a whole lemon from all them years of deepthroating Chad. "Kinda Goofy". No, it's more of a "Kinda fuck face" teehee.

Older_Miggy · 2020-01-18T18:16:42+00:00

I'd rather suck a lemon and chase 20 year olds, thankyouverymuch.

hollerican5 · 2020-01-18T19:31:59+00:00

So this hoe admits she can go down to the bar and get any guy and wonder why loyal / good men aren't chasing her...... The thought processes are crazy.....

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2020-01-18T20:57:26+00:00

20 year olds = Hot.

30 year old salty = Not so much.

Captain_1776 · 2020-01-18T20:35:33+00:00

Why do they always have crap grammar?

Stateist555 · 2020-01-18T23:20:55+00:00

Body pic please I need a laugh

Pubesauce · 2020-01-19T03:43:25+00:00

It is amazing how little effort most women put into their online dating profiles. Even with a raging hard-on and no other matches, I'd never message someone that comes across this lazy and stupid. You're ostensibly looking for your life partner and you can't be bothered to spend more than 2 minutes crafting a presentation of yourself that doesn't make you seem like a moron? I've never understood that.

MuscleT · 2020-01-18T19:29:13+00:00

So she likes to go to bars to hook up.

Not many will be so open with their fuckups, this is a breath of fresh air!

BluepillProfessor · 2020-01-19T04:55:57+00:00

I am concerned her personality is not the only thing that is big.

napsdufroid · 2020-01-19T02:32:16+00:00

English major, obviously.

fuddubandha · 2020-01-18T17:37:59+00:00

She clearly needs ELA first before she start looking for a loyal man.

2020-01-19T01:25:33+00:00

Not looking for a relationship with someone 30+. You're too old for that shit.

2020-01-19T01:27:13+00:00

"have a big personality"

"big personality"

BIG

"personality"

If anyone here is old enough, the Cheese Whiz theme song was a song called "personality".

FOOD for thought.

SeekingLevelFive · 2020-01-18T17:19:35+00:00

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Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-01-18T19:18:09+00:00

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Title	Suck a lemon!
Author	mimiczx
Upvotes	122
Comments	41
Date	January 18, 2020 5:02 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/eqiyk6/suck_a_lemon/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/suck-a-lemon.342430 https://theredarchive.com/post/342430

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