Um...ok

Westernhagen · 2019-03-30T20:25:26+00:00

That is a dude, right?

Whatever the case, "2 miles away" -- I'd want to be much farther away from this freak than that.

shrinkshooter · 2019-03-30T22:27:56+00:00

35

You subtracted at least ten.

Fiesty pansexual

...so you're aroused by cookware and have Spanish celebrations about it?

foodie and supporter of communism

Irony so thick you could plate a tank with it

holidaysboots · 2019-03-30T21:26:18+00:00

Apparently Gabe Newell is an animal lover.

SirKolbath · 2019-03-30T20:37:27+00:00

If I have to be 6’3” then you have to be under 200lbs. Fatass.

Original_Dankster · 2019-03-30T21:57:59+00:00

Leftists are usually ugly. That's why they're leftists... They don't succeed sexually or professionally, so they try to build social status through "socially correct-think" because doing so doesn't rely on delayed gratification or hard work.

lurkerhasarisen · 2019-03-30T21:53:26+00:00

Fortunately, her two criteria eliminate 99.6% of the American male population, her description of herself eliminates the other 0.4%, and her picture makes 100% of men run away screaming in terror.

I think it's time for Rosey O'Donnell to take one for the team.

Older_Miggy · 2019-03-30T23:53:32+00:00

Thank God for our black brothers taking this one off our hands.

Captainbuttman · 2019-03-31T04:13:46+00:00

35

Doubt

MordredIsBestMaster · 2019-03-31T00:32:20+00:00

Poor cockatiels

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-31T02:37:05+00:00

Please don't eat those poor birds. : (

redveinlover · 2019-03-31T04:39:58+00:00

Tyrone better like freaks. About pansexuals, do they limit themselves to only pans, or are they open to fucking pots too? Asking for a friend.

DogMuh · 2019-03-30T22:41:20+00:00

fuck i just nutted all over my fucking self ughh fuck bitch yea pet the parrot

OldFashionMarine · 2019-03-31T09:47:01+00:00

"Activist"....is Not a job...! Loser........PASS.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-03-31T00:27:33+00:00

I remember when "fiesty [sic] pansexuals" used to be called "weirdos."

I'm quite old and those were very unenlightened times, however.

keithrockz · 2019-03-31T08:21:06+00:00

It says "Guys be over 6'-3"and non white"...lol! As if white guys are just lining up for a chance to bang this wildebeest

anti-hypergamist · 2019-03-31T02:54:41+00:00

The parody writes itself. I can no longer tell on some of these profiles if it is trolling or not.

jodymcwhody · 2019-03-31T02:42:15+00:00

What manner of bumblefuckery is this?

NOT_A_THROWAWAY345 · 2019-03-31T07:08:04+00:00

Animal lover

Hopefully it's not physical.

disayle32 · 2019-03-31T16:17:40+00:00

The only things with the word "cock" that will get near her are the ones on her shoulders.

throwawayinj · 2019-03-31T23:44:26+00:00

If that fat fuckin' guy is 35 I just climbed into my time machine and became 16 again.

NOTE: use of "guy" wasn't accidental.

MrEctomy · 2019-04-03T07:29:02+00:00

I'm pansexual, so I'm very progressive, you see. I accept all genders. Because I'm progressive.

Also, I prefer non-white. But that's not racist.

TomahawkSuppository · 2019-03-31T02:44:30+00:00

Pan sexual, a person who gets aroused at a Le Cruset store?

DeadThingsAllOver · 2019-03-31T07:28:39+00:00

i really cant tell if these are photoshopped or real anymore. irony overload

W00gy · 2019-03-31T09:46:46+00:00

Someone said put a bag on your head. She mis-heard and did half the job. And she's a double bagger to be fair. You need two in case the first one falls off.

[deleted] · 2019-04-01T15:48:57+00:00

"35"

LOL yeah right, 35 stone maybe.

allgood20991 · 2019-04-01T23:44:21+00:00

It puts the lotion in the basket

Lawosrs · 2019-03-31T23:45:05+00:00

loves food

loves communism

Can’t have both

ricstone100 · 2019-03-31T12:52:31+00:00

Two miles away isn't anywhere near enough.

KingRobotPrince · 2019-03-31T17:25:11+00:00

She looks exactly like Michael Myers.

Yikes...

[deleted] · 2019-04-01T16:06:38+00:00

Pansexual

over 6'3" and non-white

Doesn't seem really coherent. (If it was only that.)

Tailtappin · 2019-04-03T22:57:48+00:00

Thank you, men of color, for taking this one for the team.

Title	Um...ok
Author	charles171
Upvotes	153
Comments	61
Date	March 30, 2019 8:21 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/b7fjq7/umok/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/umok.346289 https://theredarchive.com/post/346289

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