What a catch

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-02-28T04:43:22+00:00

Her facial expression says 'I smell as disgusting as I look.'

Her fingers prove, 'I'll be fatter than you think.'

Her profile asks, 'Where are all the suckers to pay my shit?'

Rushtush · 2020-02-28T04:41:18+00:00

19 my ass. She looks 30 at least

StingRayFins · 2020-02-28T05:17:12+00:00

wtf... 19, looks like a 34 single mom that works retail, demands you to pay for car insurance or gtfo? I'm honored. I would love to but some lucky guy already won.

Devilsgun · 2020-02-28T05:04:24+00:00

Why would a sugar daddy ever go with a bag of high fructose corn syrup like this schlub?

Redhood616 · 2020-02-28T05:10:26+00:00

LOL i think i went to school with this guy. I don’t know why he’s wearing a wig though.

JZSquared · 2020-02-28T04:47:38+00:00

Holy sausage fingers

anotherdumbcaucasian · 2020-02-28T06:07:28+00:00

Too ugly to be making those demands

scanfan2022 · 2020-02-28T05:59:29+00:00

Man, this sugar baby trend is getting out of hand.

wessexking · 2020-02-28T07:40:32+00:00

What a catch? Did not know I was fishing for whale!

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-02-28T09:30:40+00:00

19 and already that fat.

19 and face already looks that old.

Demanding as an 8 or a 9, but barely a 5.

"How can I make my dating profile as appealing as possible? I know! I'll be a demanding little shit, and take a photo with no makeup, my hair uncombed, wearing a baggy shirt, and making a face like I'm trying to squeeze out a turd."

Borsao66 · 2020-02-28T05:00:47+00:00

T-shirt 3x her size to hide the fupa.

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-02-28T06:19:18+00:00

1) Jokes on her, I'm a pay-pig and already paid for the insurance.

2) It's trailer truck insurance and but it'll pay itself off in a week, 'cause I can haul 29 other hogs at the same time, and I'm popular with ranchers this time of year.

If she reads this, I have the following to say because I feel a little bad ripping on her like one of her notorious farts:

Lady, we're just having a little fun with rediculous dating profiles. You still have time to improve your health and sparse description, and I hope you improve yourself for the better. C'mon, you're on Reddit; you really care what a bunch of internet dwelling trolls in their mama's basement have to say about you? Go outside, get some exercise and you'll feel..pfft who am I kidding, you're not going outside or getting any exercise.

RRFdev · 2020-02-28T10:01:56+00:00

You can report this on Tinder now. Just report with the justification of soliciting money or something like that.

Fantastically_Inept · 2020-02-28T05:21:14+00:00

"Just Pay It"

Screambloodyleprosy · 2020-02-28T06:06:23+00:00

She looks like someone who smells like poo some of the time.

nem2k · 2020-02-28T06:45:56+00:00

just do it

Yeah I'll pass thanks

Colorado-expat · 2020-02-28T08:33:17+00:00

Infuriating.

Pay your own damn car insurance.

knoxious_ · 2020-02-28T05:41:07+00:00

I think she’s gonna get a lot of right-swipe from guys 30 years her senior, it’s gonna be gross

dwc151 · 2020-02-28T11:32:40+00:00

She looks like the ex wife of one of my buddies.

That ex wife is like 40.

coldsteel86 · 2020-02-28T13:14:13+00:00

The oversize shirt is a dead give away. Fat and lazy.

CreflowDollars · 2020-02-28T08:28:30+00:00

Even Ahab isnt pulling out the harpoon for this one, just let the propellers do their job

Overkillengine · 2020-02-28T08:33:55+00:00

Lol, more like pay MY insurance instead if you want any of my time, you beak nosed sausage wrangler. You are nowhere near hot enough to command any sort of price.

Idjits think that just because they were born with a vagina that it makes them special or something. Over half the human population has one of those!

WhiskeyAndSunsets · 2020-02-28T14:35:24+00:00

I have to laugh at this one for a different reason.

I just read one of the most hilarious "motivation " posts at FDS, and I swear this looks like one of the many results that would come out of it.

Wow.........

motorbiker1985 · 2020-02-28T09:01:20+00:00

It is probably just a smart way to avoid taxes and criminal charges. Smart. As far as prostitutes go, this one is average,if she doesn't have STDs. How much is car insurance in the USA? It might be a good deal.

Thetrvler · 2020-02-28T09:55:42+00:00

I as going to downvote this just from seeing this things face....

onlypinhead2000 · 2020-02-28T11:54:09+00:00

I wouldn't even buy her a small fry from McDonald's. The entitlement is high with this one.

Autisticus · 2020-02-28T06:20:46+00:00

LA GOBLINA

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-02-28T10:28:26+00:00

*swipes left

Westernhagen · 2020-02-28T11:13:55+00:00

She's fat and unattractive, but her car insurance is probably only $400/mo. If you got to bang her twice a week, that math could work. Bargain basement sugar baby!

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2020-02-28T14:24:21+00:00

Oof face of a linebacker on that one.

Rottinghere · 2020-02-28T15:03:32+00:00

Wow. Her hands look as though they could strip a whole rotisserie chicken all the way down to the bones and cartilage within a matter of seconds. And I'm sure that that loose XXL t-shirt is hiding a veritable treasure trove of visual delights.

She's probably got enough residual nutrition left in one of her farts to sustain a starving North Korean family.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-28T15:45:09+00:00

That look screams "Whoever smellt it, dealt it."

FirmFirefighter · 2020-02-29T13:25:43+00:00

come on someone help this man with his car insurance

yeetyeetmybeepbeep · 2020-03-01T06:30:44+00:00

Definitely not attractive enough to be a sugar baby

battyryder · 2020-02-28T16:47:38+00:00

Her eyes, so close together.

jmpires · 2020-02-28T18:50:27+00:00

Judging from her face the crash already happened, better someone tell her to save some bucks, insurance won't work retroactively

bartecheck · 2020-02-28T21:57:14+00:00

In those moments I regret so much giving up on dating...

rvail136 · 2020-02-29T02:37:46+00:00

She's cute...but my standards are somewhat debased. That being said, today women like this think they're at least a NY/CA 8...while in fact they're a Dothan, AL 4...

exiledinrussia · 2020-02-29T08:37:31+00:00

She looks like she smells like cigarettes, dirty diapers, and like she hasn’t showered in four days.

Title	What a catch
Author	DarthKrayt98
Upvotes	236
Comments	64
Date	February 28, 2020 12:18 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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