When your anthem doesn’t match your bio...

Mox_Ruby · 2020-02-18T23:33:27+00:00

Oh you already fucked up princess.

Kicked off at 20.

Short run.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-02-18T23:39:54+00:00

No sex. You get to meet her kid from another guy. And she's scissoring other women. The trifecta of failure.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-02-18T23:48:54+00:00

Everybody knows that Tinder is the perfect app for finding great husbands who are uninterested in filthy filthy sex.

LawyerInTheMaking · 2020-02-18T23:41:03+00:00

single moms will single highhandedly make you go from saying "im prolife because i think the lives of babies are valuable" to "fuck them bastards".

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-02-18T23:51:43+00:00

20 with a kid, bi and in school. How do you pay for all that? Oh, I see "Dancer" aka stripper. Now it all makes sense, A pole is a pole I guess. One makes you money, the other makes you a single mom. Good luck and don't forget to come back after child #2.

kfree313 · 2020-02-19T00:08:04+00:00

Single mom? 🚩 Bi-sexual woman?🚩 Tattoos?🚩 420 friendly?🚩 Clingy asf?🚩

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-02-18T23:45:01+00:00

untouched

Yeah try selling that shit somewhere else...single mom.

Honest_Solution · 2020-02-19T00:10:03+00:00

How the fuck are you in college and write dribble like that? “I’m not talking to sleep with you lol”, what the fvck does that even mean? I thought it might be autocorrect but I kept reading and then we get this gem. “If you can’t me as your girlfriend”. What? God I hope your kid turns out smarter than you are. Good grief.

bk6830 · 2020-02-19T01:52:10+00:00

Some bios are brainfreeze inducing. Litteraly. Your head hurts like hell and you're incapable to think for a minute or two. This is one of them.

rellik13xx · 2020-02-19T01:50:01+00:00

Wtf is that grammar.

RyansPutter · 2020-02-19T03:01:39+00:00

Why do women talk about their kids in their OLD profiles? There are men who will deliberately seek out single mothers. And it's not because they want to have sex with the mother.

mustangfrank · 2020-02-19T00:16:01+00:00

LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Redhood616 · 2020-02-19T01:35:50+00:00

Life ruined at 20. Fantastic!!

couchpro34 · 2020-02-19T05:31:50+00:00

Do these girls not realize that serious relationships don't START there? Pump the brakes, holy shit balls. First she wants you to meet her son... Omg she's seriously ill in the head.

SirKolbath · 2020-02-19T13:45:17+00:00

An awful lot of "I want" and for some reason "I have to offer" is nowhere to be found.

psypD · 2020-02-19T01:42:02+00:00

She's Untouchable. So she is just about right.

Stateist555 · 2020-02-19T03:17:29+00:00

Gold OP with the tag

Aldabruzzo · 2020-02-19T15:11:12+00:00

First up meet your son?

Yeah, no.

Domebeers · 2020-02-19T15:55:10+00:00

"first meet my son"

holy fuck. Honestly just put your price tag on the bio.

Narcissist456 · 2020-02-19T19:50:55+00:00

Lol “future fuck up.” BITCH, YOU’RE THE FUCK UP WHO HAD A KID WITH A DUDE YOU COULDN’T EVEN KEEP AROUND.

h4ppyp1LLs · 2020-02-19T02:06:26+00:00

"Untouched"

throwaway123u5 · 2020-02-19T15:05:04+00:00

Oh she's definitely "touched". Physically and mentally

Overkillengine · 2020-02-19T17:36:09+00:00

I'll believe she wants something serious when she does not look for it on TINDER.

Title	When your anthem doesn’t match your bio...
Author	nCRedditor-21
Upvotes	151
Comments	39
Date	February 18, 2020 11:22 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/f60yh5/when_your_anthem_doesnt_match_your_bio/
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