Winner winner.

thelonewayfarer · 2020-04-24T18:49:11+00:00

Fuckin hell this is just mentally insane

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-04-24T20:02:05+00:00

It's bad enough you already have a bratty little semen-demon running around, but you also have another man's fuck-chowder gestating and growing in your cavernous uterus? And you're STILL using OLD instead of focusing on your kids?!

I'd bet a day's wages that it's two different dads, too.

"...looking for someone to chill..." - YOU need to chill. Chill out on all that cock-hopping, you silly slut.

"...have fun..." - wow, you're SO UNIQUE. no one likes having fun. Aren't you just special.

"...maybe... try new things..." - here are some new things you need to try, in no particular order: abstinence, birth control, responsibility, actually being a parent instead of a trollop, just not being a piece of shit drain on society.

"Can't live without music" - one of those who can't stand silence. She has to distract herself with constant noise because her own thoughts will make her realize how much she hates herself.

"420" - color me shocked that someone so irresponsible also uses weed.

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2020-04-24T19:05:56+00:00

with a 3-5 year old picture, you think she looks like that 27 weeks pregnant with her 2nd! child, holey smokes!

MrWojak · 2020-04-24T18:56:54+00:00

Can you go on maternity leave forever if you keep popping out kids? Like wtf the last thing on your mind should be a dating app.

snuskbusken · 2020-04-24T19:56:52+00:00

Single mother, pregnant, smoking weed. God bless England.

dwc151 · 2020-04-24T22:21:27+00:00

Gets pregnant while in maternity leave, still smokes weed. What a fucking slag.

ThaHentaiConnoisseur · 2020-04-24T21:00:41+00:00

Looking for resources from a man when you're panicking in quarantine. Ah yes, the 420 friendly witch. Definitely sucked off her dealers for a bag.

MRMRising · 2020-04-24T20:46:52+00:00

Won't her two baby daddies mind if I cuddle up in front of them?

MRMRising · 2020-04-24T22:18:06+00:00

WTF? So she has a daughter (pictured) and is preggers with another on the way?

And what now, she looking for baby daddy#3 already?

fuddubandha · 2020-04-24T19:16:32+00:00

Yeah they both will end up babysitting little one in the evening with no fun

2020-04-24T22:42:27+00:00

. . . chicken dinner?

Piporor · 2020-04-25T00:34:27+00:00

Excuse my ignorance I'm from across the pond but is this what my English mates would call a "slag"?

Jake4523 · 2020-04-25T03:05:29+00:00

Everyone has seemed to have missed this little part

"420"

So your telling me, that a 27 week pregnant woman is smoking pot while pregnant? No fucking wonder these kids are fucked up, half the damn time they have had god knows what fucking drug hit them, and this is coming from someone who smokes pot. Jesus when will women learn

evergreen35 · 2020-04-25T10:35:18+00:00

Dad-bod in a bikini

SylvestorTalone · 2020-04-25T01:50:35+00:00

''Don't always have time to wear makeup'' = Dont expect me to put the kind of effort into my appearance for you that I did while angling to get Chad's seed inside me.

Dipdrizzle · 2020-04-25T09:53:47+00:00

Man this shits disturbing

NickTesla2018 · 2020-04-25T02:11:09+00:00

Try new things? Like family planning and birth control? Right...

hdhdjdjdjdjjdjdjdkdk · 2020-04-25T07:48:40+00:00

Someone needs a free caretaker for her new child.

SuperGoxxer · 2020-04-25T19:10:15+00:00

Just love how she thought taking a pic with the kid and a changing table at the public pool bathroom was the way to go.

Fucking sluts, man. She's got one in the oven and one on her hip, but goddamn she's got the bikini on and ready to rook another one!

2020-04-25T22:37:58+00:00

God I hate when pregnant women try to get with dudes on dating sites. You're pregnant. You made your choice. Spend your next year or two for you and your child. Next time, choose a better BD.

silly_birb · 2020-04-24T22:20:16+00:00

Instinct kicks in when pregnant and they want a man to their side...

1DuckiBoii · 2020-04-25T05:06:32+00:00

She'll get her karma when a man rejects him or breaks with her in a week so she puts her kids up for adoption. Maybe she'd have a chance then but you'd have to be a beta to date this slut

Yolomas · 2020-04-25T07:07:49+00:00

One day, in a way or the other we will have to deal with the result of this.

NinjaDingo · 2020-04-25T10:37:56+00:00

Bailout material right here boys.

teslacars · 2020-04-25T15:59:47+00:00

The 420 is always the special touch at the end.

autonomousfailure · 2020-04-25T23:38:34+00:00

Tf? She broke up with her boyfriend 27 weeks prior to making that profile?

palika138 · 2020-04-25T02:05:46+00:00

420, i dont get it, can someone explain, thx

onmyrocker · 2020-04-25T12:45:30+00:00

Her employer really hit the jackpot with her.

udlum · 2020-04-25T21:32:56+00:00

those are gonna be some messed up kids

skeletonshorror · 2020-04-25T23:18:23+00:00

“420”

2020-04-26T13:14:44+00:00

She wears a bikini into a public toilet to take a photo of herself with a kid for a dating profile? Couldn't somebody else hold it so she could get a decent photo?

2020-04-28T07:17:10+00:00

come on boys, who's gonna take one for the team and man up?

snginc · 2020-04-28T18:44:50+00:00

All she wants to be is a pump and dump girl! God only knows what is swimming up in her!

Title	Winner winner.
Author	alittletwist
Upvotes	286
Comments	80
Date	April 24, 2020 6:47 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/g7e355/winner_winner/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/winner-winner.654804 https://theredarchive.com/post/654804

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