You're missing out on this great catch

chalulin · 2020-03-30T00:06:04+00:00

Her: you having kids shows you made some bad choices in your life. But me having kids means my value has increased.

How does one even do these mental gymnastics?

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-03-30T00:02:40+00:00

Is looking for a feminist

Will dump you for being a feminist

The_mightiest_punt · 2020-03-30T02:01:04+00:00

Single moms never want to date a man with children because that means that you won't devote all your resources to her offspring.

DangZagnut · 2020-03-30T00:04:16+00:00

maybe she should just lez out with the feminist she craves. They can be pretty manly and you can hate men together.

HiredNote · 2020-03-30T00:34:32+00:00

OP, please do me this favor. Send her a message saying, "I read your profile and only have one word in response: YUCK!"

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-03-30T01:42:33+00:00

"Ok shit's about to get real. I need a man who is he exact opposite of the men I love to fuck. They keep leaving and now I'm raising kids alone. Someone bail me out."

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-03-30T00:20:05+00:00

Ok shits about to get real.

NO

StingRayFins · 2020-03-30T01:39:53+00:00

She has kids from another man that you must accept and take care of but CANNOT personally have any of your own.

Jr10101010 · 2020-03-30T00:47:35+00:00

“Looking for a man that will be absolutely repulsive to me”

Scourmont · 2020-03-30T01:08:39+00:00

ok, shits about to get real...

Please, no shit. There's a toilet paper shortage.

SirKolbath · 2020-03-30T00:45:36+00:00

What you're looking for bears no resemblance to what you'll actually be able to find, lady.

otakuzod · 2020-03-30T02:14:15+00:00

Bitch is creepy.

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-03-30T18:03:10+00:00

A while after my wife passed, I tried dating ( after 18 years of being in a relationship). That was a mistake. Single moms didn't want a guy with a kid. One actually said " I am not ready to be a mom to someone else child" First off, I NEVER asked you to, Second, WTF. I stopped trying to date and went into study mode. The horror of it all.

Overkillengine · 2020-03-30T01:35:59+00:00

Passes the bio through the thot to english translater.

Ah, she has bills that need paid, and is looking for someone bereft of self respect to do that for her.

no1everl00ksatnames · 2020-03-30T02:31:48+00:00

Well she was right about the cancer part at least.

AngryDragon_910 · 2020-03-30T03:13:55+00:00

Looking for Mr. Beta Bucks I see.

MatutinalTreeLog · 2020-03-30T02:02:13+00:00

She had me laughing before the first comma 😂😂😂 great comedian 😂😂

mr_kuk · 2020-03-30T09:44:15+00:00

Chad has options and miss "bff bizz" doesn't. Missy needs to have a bank roller so she can get rid of the stench of desperation, she needs to appear to have options because that will attract Chad. She needs to buy the sexy underwear that she knows Chad can't resist, but she can't afford.

The CC is spinning ever faster and aging Missy just can't keep up. Those anti wrinkle creams are expensive. How is she going to attract Chad if she doesn't have access to your money? Do you know how hard it is to raise kids when Chad is gone and he won't even pay child support because the feminist cunt at child services is competing with me for his sperm?

I need your money, but never forget this: I hate you! I can't stand up to Chad because he'll leave my ass, but you will stay and I can take it all out on you. As long as you stick around and take it, my kids will have a small respite from the absolute hell that is my mood. Oh, don't you worry, I'll use them against you once I feel you have bonded to them. You'll pay the child support.

plainnsimpleforever · 2020-03-30T22:07:26+00:00

In my early 50's when I starting dating again, my kids were still in high-school. Met a women who had her kids early and they were already out of the house. First date, told her about my kids. She messages me that we aren't compatible due to my 'busy life'. I knew what she meant.

harharry · 2020-03-30T02:23:18+00:00

She could turn lesbian and get all of that and more.

2020-03-30T02:58:01+00:00

Why are there no emojis of a tumbleweed blowing by? I sure could use one right about now.

7even10en69 · 2020-03-30T03:10:46+00:00

Would rather stick my dick in a Tiger's mouth.

Stateist555 · 2020-03-30T04:31:34+00:00

feminist lol can we get some pics OP ?

kyledontcare · 2020-03-30T06:11:07+00:00

No one owes you a relationship witch.

Buchwild · 2020-03-30T06:33:28+00:00

All of you guys are having a giggle but the sad thing is if this girl is under 30 I'd bet dimes to dollars she still gets at least a dozen messages a week from new guys, that's the craziest part about all this.

JakeDC · 2020-03-30T11:22:57+00:00

This woman deserves to be alone.

UnfoundHound · 2020-03-30T12:44:32+00:00

Her zodiac sign seems on point though.

exiledinrussia · 2020-03-30T12:47:07+00:00

It’s good that she’s already started to collect cats.

ILikeToArgueALot · 2020-03-30T14:24:12+00:00

This might take the cake as the most entitled one Ive seen in this subreddit for having kids but refuses to date a guy with kids.

If you have baggage, only dudes youre gonna get will also have baggage. Thats why hes settling for you dear.

Also lol at the male feminist. Wonder if her hairs blue and she yells at men online.

ClapsD · 2020-03-30T15:36:35+00:00

"I don't want your baggage, but you better accept mine"

ugluk1 · 2020-03-30T04:36:26+00:00

Hope her match will visit this sub, before it's too late.

Redhood616 · 2020-03-30T04:52:11+00:00

Good luck to those kids. With a feminist mom, they’re gonna need it

Older_Miggy · 2020-03-30T04:59:57+00:00

ORANGE MAN BAD

walking_black_kimchi · 2020-03-30T06:27:05+00:00

Do random things - pee At random places - ok, pee in front of McDonald's

Zingerius · 2020-03-30T07:03:45+00:00

Just what the fuck is wrong with them...

meerita · 2020-03-30T07:45:20+00:00

she wants a man that doesn't exists. Even the feminists will not be match for her. BTW, she is describing the beta male provider in his maximum expression. Not even the beta males are that complete. Basically she wants a slave that does all for her and kneel down. See the parts where she requests "loves their mom", "feminist". All she wants is a male that will never be dominant.

Savixe · 2020-03-30T13:09:01+00:00

"Spiritual"

I mean, I know she gets on her knees often, but I dont think its for praying...

HailMantaur · 2020-03-30T13:11:48+00:00

No thanks. I'll just keep shoring up my mutual fund instead.

WeWillAllDie666 · 2020-03-30T20:47:08+00:00

I would actually go on a date with this woman!

In the sort of same way i would take a tour of a shanty town to make me appreciate the lifestyle and comforts i take for granted, and because she is a feminists it wouldn't cost me a penny, i would only pay for me.

would spend the whole evening asking her questions and getting her to tell me all about her belief's and spirtuality etc, while i take mental notes about how lucky i am i dont have to have this kind of relationship in my life or have to deal with any of this bullshit.

warlocc_ · 2020-03-30T06:36:40+00:00

I mean, there are beta bucks men, and then there's whatever it is she's looking for.

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2020-03-30T12:57:46+00:00

At least she admits she's cancer.

daniellederek · 2020-03-30T13:53:32+00:00

Shes met him 15 different times and rejected because he was a non committal beta.

mustangfrank · 2020-03-30T16:18:55+00:00

Am I the only one who see this? Okay shits. Would you address someone at shit and expect any good response? What a total loser

WeWillAllDie666 · 2020-03-30T20:41:22+00:00

no surprise her "sign" is cancer!!

lethargic_apathy · 2020-03-31T03:53:09+00:00

You can’t have kids but I can—multiple, in fact, and all from different guys. Also, “looking for a feminist” is a great way to reel in guys

kickulus · 2020-04-01T00:58:19+00:00

omg rofl

xfallenxwolfx · 2020-04-01T06:23:44+00:00

Aka she's looking for a cuck.

MDMCrab · 2020-04-01T21:58:11+00:00

Why is she the only one allowed to be a parent?

2020-04-02T23:42:45+00:00

I like this chick...

Doesn't want feminist men breeding.

rayedward363 · 2020-04-04T21:17:28+00:00

One day soon they'll just be honest. "I just want a man that will give me money. In return, you may claim to be in a relationship with me. That is all."

purplelightofRED · 2020-04-10T13:10:12+00:00

Keeeeeeeeeeeep looking woman. Keeeeeep looking...

SpankKing_ · 2020-03-30T01:11:24+00:00

you hear the sound of my big Neanderthal fist pumping my cock with a thick layer of Vaseline before I explode all over the fucking headboard and pass the fuck out

Title	You're missing out on this great catch
Author	darkxfire
Upvotes	309
Comments	86
Date	March 29, 2020 11:31 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/frfrz7/youre_missing_out_on_this_great_catch/
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