So, I am back with the OLD. Thanks to FDS, I am now entertained rather than wounded when my few matches turn out to be LVM. Thanks! Recent examples

  1. Dude keeps sending pictures of himself with famous people then asks me to meet him for lunch in an hour. I declined. He disappeared, then was back over a week later. Asks me to meet for drinks in 20 minutes. Blocked.

  2. Guy starts a cordial chat, questions but nothing out of the ordinary. I asked where his children go to school & if they are virtual right now. He says they "school" in my city & tells me about his fancy job. I replied that my area has many school districts & he retorted "I live in (my city) and they school here my dear." Now, nobody sends their kids to our public schools if they can avoid it, they use one of myriad private schools or move over the city line to a better public district. I LOL'd & told him he was a scammer. He unmatched me; I reported the profile.

  3. Man has this lengthy conversation with me & doesn't mention that he isn't from my city but rather in town for business until we are a week in. Nope.

  4. And the best for last... guy apologized for his slow response saying he was ill. I asked if he had Corona, which is spiking here. He said no, it was due to stress & mosquitoes. What? It's cold here! No mosquitoes. I asked if he had contracted malaria (not a thing here, ever). After a few days, he replied no, it was typhoid. Excuse me? What next? The first cholera epidemic here since 1849?

So, the question is... am I a bad FDS follower for screenshoting this nonsense & posting it in my friends group and laughing my ass off instead of deleting & blocking? Because this is hilarious. I also screenshot the profile of someone I know IRL that I found on Tinder. This guy went on 2 dates with a friend of mine years ago & "forgot" his wallet both times. A warning seemed appropriate, but it was quite some time ago. Maybe I should delete that post?

Thanks for your input, ladies!