3 Nights 3 Lays FR
i wanted to post this to TRP but I don't have enough karma. Feel free to comment or critique.
Feild Report - This weekend was interesting. It was my first hat trick weekend where I banged 3 different girls in 3 nights. All of whom I had just met for the first time an hour or two before we hit the sheets. I know that there's going to be some criticism of my use of text and voice to do more than just logistics, but honestly I think it worked in my favor for the first two. I also know there's possibly going to be criticism for them not being perfect 10's victoria secret models but IDC I had a good time and it was a worthwhile experiment.
Girl 1 - Cute face, shy very sweet, overweight single mom, Girl 2 - Sexy badass Phillipina chick single mom, Girl 3 - Nerdy skinny Redhead doesn't want kids.
Background - Me - 33, Artist, dad of 1, my own place, not very good financials, pretty handsome, but very thin. Live in a fairly nice neighborhood walking distance to amazing bars/restaurants. I advertise my fatherhood status in a pretty obvious way on my profile as it has netted me the most matches albeit many are single moms or chicks with daddy issues.
Two of the three I met on tinder, and had laid some groundwork with - texting, talking on the phone (I have a deep and inflectional voice, so I use phone game to my advantage), the other through a different dating app Hinge, and had a little rapport and frame built up from text which I will get to.
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Girl 1 - From her profile pic (she had 1 which she wore sunglasses), and the way that she messaged me on tinder I could tell she was shy and told her so. She said she was a mom and that she liked my profile because I have a pic with my kid. She then asks about my art, I ask would you like to see some of my work, she gives her number. A little chit chat about how was your day, then i send my artwork -girls love that I have skills and creativity. I tell her I want to see what you look like - show me. She sends five pics. She seems pretty cute, but none of the pics were full body pics so I kinda figured she was fat. Oh well, just gonna see what happens. She asks to see some more pics of me. I send her one of my kid and me looking happy - "I'm free tomorrow here's a pic from a couple of days ago" Her response is this weekend is busy but can plan something soon. Next day I send a random pic of some doodle that I did and talk more logistics. (location, living situation etc). "I'm free tues and thurs evening" Her - "Okay I'll let you know if I'm free"
I send another random value text just some bullshit that my boss got us bagels and lunch. Wednesday I call her at night, and she agrees to come over friday. Girl 2 is overlapping, texting me while I'm on the phone with this girl 1, I text her back real quick I'll call you in 5. Friday comes, We work out logistics. I tell her parking in town is crazy and to park by my place and we can walk into town together. - this is perfect logistically because we literally have to walk past my place to get her back to her car which gives me the opportunity to invite her to come in. She comes under the pretense of "grabbing some desert" and when she arrives i realize she's actually kinda big. LOL. Oh well guess I'm on a date with a fat single mom now. Not really gonna try anymore, just gonna see what happens here. We walk to a park nearby and sit down and talk, then walk around town, grab a tea, and head back. I was actually enjoying her company she was actually quite nice, very feminine and sweet so i say I'm going to put the rest of my tea in the fridge and invite her to join me inside.
I had only a few moments of feeling attracted to her and i said to myself well i guess if this fatty wants some dick, this is her chance. So I just sat back and relaxed didn't really make any moves to escalate. I actually learned something here - if she's super shy, it works to your favor to not be all over her physically. Just build comfort, don't over game, waited for her to intitate kino, return the kino at the same intensity, pull back, send her a few IOI's, and then she grabs my shirt and pulls me in. She texts me the next day how are you bullshit. I shoot a text just to be nice. prob wont bang again. NEXT
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Girl 2. Really cute Asian chick - tinder bio "Will you be able to tame me?" Pics of her in her underwear, legs spread open. I was surprised when I matched with her. Even more surprised when she messaged me first.
Her "Hello X"
Me: "Hey What's up?" No response. Next morning send her a sadface emoji. Get a response an hour later.
Her: "Good morning! :kissface heart emoji: I just got busy last night Sorry love."
Me "busy with only good things I hope"
Her : yes 3 amazing kids i know you understand."
Me "tell me X, why should i want to tame you?" (qualifying question + maybe i like her wild side)
Her: "I think you'll be very pleased to find out for yourself. I can talk all the talk but that's no fun."
Me: "It sounds like we'd be compatible. Where are you from"
blah blah blah... "Can I just call you?"
Her: Sure (number)
We talk for a while on the phone. I told her I think she's not real and to send me a pic of herself. Tell her about my career as a sculptor, and send her my artwork. "Great job X" Me: "Thanks, I look forward to seeing what talents you might have"
*sends pics of blind folds and ropes draped over her leg. I send a pic of me with my kid's space ship trapoline in the background... "If you behave I might let you play in it" Her: "I'm very interested :)" *sends pic of her in her underwear "If I don't behave what do I get?" yadda yadda "I want you to spank me" - Me "slow down... there will be time for that later"
Some talk of logistics she can't do friday. I suggest we voice she agrees. Meanwhile I'm on the phone with girl 1. I say to girl 2 "call you in 5 mins" We talk on the phone I express to her that I don't want to invest more time and energy into someone who isn't interested or going to do what I want (ie meet me in person). She assures me she really wants to come out and meet me. It starts to get sexual.. to the point where she says i want to see how big you are will you send me a pic. I tell her no she can see it on Saturday when we meet. I send her a pic of my rope tying abilities. Her "Nice I'm excited" Logistics text and she texts me every day to say good morning or hello when i'm getting off from work. She says she feels crappy and wants to crawl back in bed I say I feel great! Today is gonna be my bitch. She wants me to infect her with my energy. I send a pic of a dog kissing another dog on the ear. She says that's how I'm going to greet you. I'm going to lick your ear like that.
Finally she gets her ass on a train, then a bus, and I pick her up at the bus stop. She's dressed in a little black lacy dress, and is exactly how she is in her pic. Tiny cute asian. Almost too good to be true. She gets in the car, and we joke about how i didn't think she was real. She grabs my hand puts it between her legs, and I go hmm i guess you are real, but let me see.. (throwback to a joke I made about her maybe being a dude) i work my hand towards her pussy.
We go to a bar have a drink she's all over me. Knows exactly how to make me feel good. We walk back to my place where I have music playing and a gay ass calligraphy note that I wrote saying thank you for traveling out to meet me. sitting on the foot rest of the couch. She read it, i grab her hands stand her up and kiss her. She jumps up on me and its on. I fuck her for like 45 mins, then play some music on my ukulele with her. She sings along. Get up check the train schedules for her. She says that if her pussy isn't sore she doesn't count as having had sex. Lol. I take her to the train station. She lets me know she's home safe, I say i had a great time, "me too, my pussy is still sore."
Next day she texts me
Her: "that elvis song is still stuck in my head" "also its love me tender the other song i was trying to think of"
Me: "lol that song is even sappier! what am I gonna do with you X"
Her: "Forget me."
Me: "I could but that doesn't sound like much fun"
Her: "I'm not readily and easily available."
Me: "Ok hun"
That part confused me but whatever she just wanted to get fucked by me and i'm not complaining. NEXT
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Girl 3 - Hinge said we were most compatible. Cute skinny redhead. I liked her pic of her in a USA flag fleece cuddling a cat. I have that I like coconuts on my bio. She messaged me
Her: "Do you stick straws directly in the coconut?"
Me: "Only when I'm on the beach ;surfdude emoji;
are you wearing an american flag snuggy of some sort"
Her: hahaha no just a fleece my sis bought for me. My snuggie is bright blue :)
Me: Ha! I knew you were a snuggie person.... backs out of room slowly
Her: Listen it was a gift from my grandmother and you can't say no to grandmas
Me: Haha no you can't I've tried and it turns out grandma is much stronger than she looks.
her: My grandma is just old and sage and projects wisdom and love from her tiny body
me: so your grandma is yoda
Her: Pretty much... blah blah
So how are you how's your little dude. blah blah
Me: how's your week?
Her: My week is ok trying to get a bunch of stuff done so I can party in the next two weeks
Me: Oh really? Is that a soft way of saying don't bother asking me to hang out...
Her: No its not! haha I was just thinking as I typed about stuff I need to do.
Me: And that son, is how I tricked your mom into going out with me :D
Her: L O L
you can totally bother asking me to hang out.
Me: Ok but that's a lot of pressure on a guy. Maybe I'll just start by getting your number
Her: That was so smooth.
Respect!
Me: -wait 20 mins - Hmm i tried that number but no one answered...
Her: :) (number)
Me: Hey you
Blah blah Her: how was your day?
Me: got into a fight with an 8 year old. I kicked his ass
Logistics - she lives in my town, works from home but is in the city helping her company
Me: That's cool. Think you'll have enough done to meet me in town tomorrow night for a casual and tasty bite to eat?
her: casual AND tasty? that's ambitions
Me: when was the last time you ate at X?
her: ugh i love that place last time was 4 months ago. Not sure about tomorrow i'll be in the city cleaning up after todays show. how about we say 7:30 and I'll keep you posted.
-This is where it gets interesting - at this point i'm already in abundance mindset. I have another girl who has already told me she was doing stuff with friends but might be free sunday night, she'd have to let me know. Although I did voice my displeasure about the "let you know" that she dropped I let it slide for her because I'd already K closed her last week and over-texted a bit and she was super stressed about her job. Plus she offered to schedule meeting sunday next week.
Me: I'm sorry to be blunt but I'm not the type of guy who sits on top of posts. 730 works for me but if you're not sure i'd be much happier if we rescheduled for some other time.
Her: Ok then, lets schedule another time.
-an hour later-
her: Sunday night?
Me: *considers my options*
-18 hours later -
"Sunday is good for me."
Her: Perfect :)
- 3 hours later - Should we say 7:30 at (place I suggested) or 7?
Me: 730 is better
Her: :)
One more value adding text from me the day of some bullshit joke about finishing up at the gym getting ready for our romantic date and how I think i finally look good enough for her. she says she got her hair cut and actually wears glasses and is wearing a black dress, asks if i want anything at the liquor store. I go "Really? Glasses? I might forgive that if the dress is sexy enough. jk I wouldn't be mad if you got me a brooklyn lager or something similar."
The frame is established. I am the prize. You can't make me wait for you to decide. I am the one who is waited on. She shows up with beer in hand, looking cute, just as in her profile. Date goes well we eat, i invite her back to my place to listen to music after we go straight to dancing and making out, then bedroom. Virtually no LMR. She mentioned how she told herself that she was going to wait 3 dates. I go that's ok we can wait, and kiss her neck and finger her pussy. Apparently very early on in our date she gave me a weird ass wall eyed look that i asked her about, and she shyed away from answering. She mentioned that it was the moment she realized we were gonna fuck tonight. I think I'll end up plating this one.
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This is my first full-length field report and I'm just having some fun not trying to be mr perfect 10 alpha chad duderino thundercock. I think I'll probably be more selective against fatties going forward though. I threw a fatty a bone because she was nice. Kindof a pity fuck but i don't want to do that again. I got laid with a tinder slut who traveled almost 2 hours to meet and fuck me. I met a pretty cool nerdy chick and banged her too.
Ok boys time to make today my bitch!
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