So my plate was standoffish and bitchy this weekend. I invited her out with my friends and she refused. I didn't go after her either.

Sunday rolls around and she invites me for coffee. After some small talk, she calls me an asshole, says I'm not very nice, which is normal. Eventually she calms down and we're back to sex as usual.

She has bruises around her shins/knees. I mention it. She says she got pushed at a concert and that the stage was knee high. She also says her ass is bruised and doesn't know why. I say she was probably drunk and forgot, and she says she remembers everything that happened the whole night. Maybe she's fucking with my head to make me jealous. My spider sense starts tingling.

Her ass doesn't look bruised. She says she kissed a girl at a gay bar but it didn't go anywhere. I jokingly ask her if she thinks I'm the jealous type, implying that I'm not, and that we should do a threesome. She says she couldn't share me. Whatever. She wants to know if I care if she kisses other people. I just joke and say that she should try it to see if anyone falls for her shit.

She was very soft and cuddly the rest of the night. She said she was my baby. Sex was good. I'm suspicious because it's the complete opposite of the bitchiness I got Friday and Saturday. She's only 22 but she's a tomboy who has adopted the feminine role with me.

She's just a plate. I don't care if she's fucking other dudes. I just don't like getting played the fool and being lied to. On the other hand, maybe she just needed a couple nights out drinking.

What's the response? Soft next? Call her out?