Asked for partner count constantly

MrEiffel · 2015-08-11T12:58:48+00:00

A village
1337
2015
I stopped counting
It won't increase if someone doesn't stop whining

FrameWalker · 2015-08-11T15:15:44+00:00

It's a shit test. Don't reply earnestly. Chateau Heartiste has a bunch of good responses.

This week?
Count all the fingers on your hand and then ask to borrow her hands, get lost and start all over a few times. Get frustrated and say I don't know anymore I don't kiss and tell
That's none of your business

greenpegatlas · 2015-08-11T14:10:09+00:00

"Do I include the men too?" and then just look like you're doing some mental calculations.

Or, "I stopped counting when I ran out of fingers, so all I can say is more than this" and hold up all your fingers.

InstaGibZED · 2015-08-11T11:07:14+00:00

Just say "guess" and then brush her answers off.

Huffnagle · 2015-08-11T13:51:45+00:00

I tell them I'm a virgin. But that only works when they know damn well it isn't true, at 19 that might not be so effective.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2015-08-11T18:20:30+00:00

'I wonder how many girls were in this bed...'

"A lot. I'm not a slut, I'm POPULAR!"

Contrary to what one my believe, the fact that other girls find you attractive enough to sleep with actually ups your SMV.

LaV-Man · 2015-08-11T13:02:26+00:00

I'm a He-bitch man whore, baby!

UnluckyPenguin · 2015-08-11T21:17:24+00:00

I recommend honesty in the sense of the bigger picture.

"I've been with a lot of women, but each time I try to find love, it didn't work out with them."

PemBayliss · 2015-08-11T14:32:46+00:00

All the answers given here are good.

Mysterious: "Guess." "Well, more than a few, less than a lot."

Agree and amplify: "Tons and TONS." "at least 10,000."

Tease: Oh, come on. You don't really want to know THAT.

Loveable jerk: "I'd like it to be higher, but you keep talking." "Well, are you going to help me out here?"

TopTRP · 2015-08-11T13:22:38+00:00

I answer them honestly.

"I have no clue."

I don't know how the fuck people keep track of their number. Most people (men and women) just lie about theirs anyway.

It's not exactly rare to wake up in a random bed with some chick (hell even more than 1), not being able to remember who they are or if I had sex with them.

I've peaced out before they woke up, and I'm sure a lot have done the same to me.

Title	Asked for partner count constantly
Author	qwop77
Upvotes	7
Comments	14
Date	August 11, 2015 11:02 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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