Bald and Indian doesn't work ever. Prove me wrong.

gg_s · 2017-06-15T03:53:01+00:00

I have a buddy who is Indian, short, bald, kind of chubby, and is laid like tile. Born and raised in Mumbai, he moved to California at 15 where he picked up a west coast accent and, more importantly, a west coast arrogance. When we're out having fun, he's always running his mouth and 98% of the shit he says is ridiculous, but it always draws a crowd. One of his gimmicks is to switch to a heavy Indian accent and pretend to not understand what the waitress is asking. This goes on for a while as we try to keep a straight face. When she gets visibly frustrated, he switches back and orders normally. It's fucking hilarious. He leaves with the waitress' number more often than not.

You should try being fun and interesting instead of feeling sorry for yourself for things you can't control.

TRP_MushaShugyo · 2017-06-15T02:47:00+00:00

Ben Kingsley

zyk0s · 2017-06-15T03:34:12+00:00

Besides lifting? Get good at your job, and play ruthless politics until you get promoted as high as you can. The ruthless part should make you a monster to contend with. If you do that for a while, you'll internalize the dark triad behaviors, and women will love you for it.

Wedontbelieveyourlie · 2017-06-15T04:04:12+00:00

5'8" isnt short at all, you're still taller than most girls

1Pink1Stink · 2017-06-15T05:55:09+00:00

If you're brave enough post some pics. I guarantee there's a lot more to it than what you're saying.

Coach-Red-Pill · 2017-06-15T07:29:55+00:00

Women don't give a shit about how much or little hair you have—it's all about confidence.

You don't sound confident in this post—more like you're trying to appease the reader—so I'm guessing you're shit at approaching women.

No disrespect. Just a statement of likely fact.

Weight training only gets you so far. You have to actually develop something that matters to earn true confidence. A business, studies, anything—but you have to be superlative at it.

That's when real confidence will slowly fill you up. That's when being bald, Indian, and 5'8" won't matter to women—because it won't matter to you.

Best of luck. I mean that sincerely.

CRP

fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck- · 2017-06-15T13:03:28+00:00

Gandhi! Oh, wait...

Duzand · 2017-06-15T19:55:54+00:00

You've already decided for yourself. Nothing else matters.

Title	Bald and Indian doesn't work ever. Prove me wrong.
Author	huffmancodr
Upvotes	0
Comments	12
Date	June 15, 2017 2:21 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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