Balding shit tests?

mrsmiley831 · 2021-04-13T14:28:18+00:00

Find a way to fuck with them too.

Here's one for girl. "I'm thinking about shaving it off, just like you did with your mustache".

Doesn't matter if she never had no mustache, it will hit her hard.

jjj2576 · 2021-04-13T14:31:26+00:00

STFU does wonders.

So does reading WISNIFG and NMMNG.

mrsmiley831 · 2021-04-13T15:23:03+00:00

For this type of shit test, I feel agree & amplify or pressure flip works best.

Her: "You're going bald."

You: "Have you always been so infatuated by bald guys?"

Or

Her: "You're going bald."

You: "Hell yeah, can't wait to look like a sexier version of Mr. Clean."

Or

Him: "You're going bald dude!"

You: "Hell yeah, can't wait to look like a more badass version of Mr. Clean."

I'm also balding, and the thing I've learned is you just have to own it.

Snowboard18 · 2021-04-13T15:38:18+00:00

Exactly what you should say isn’t nearly as important as this.....

You need to actually not give a shit that your balding and own it. Once you actually don’t give a shit, the response will just come to you naturally

The only reason they keep bringing it up is because they know it affects you

TheDevilPutD · 2021-04-13T14:43:08+00:00

Are you hitting on me now that I'm bald and sexy?

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Don_Draper27 · 2021-04-13T14:48:36+00:00

There's many different types of passing shit tests.

AA, DA, pressure flip.

Call them out on it, "hey man, when do you plan on shutting the fuck up?"

The most important thing about passing shit tests is how you feel about it. You can go ahead and concoct the perfect "response", but if internally it affects you, your body language and facial micro expressions will betray you.

To help get over it, focus on your strengths.

Impulsive666 · 2021-04-13T15:22:52+00:00

Shave your head

michael1962-01 · 2021-04-13T17:21:46+00:00

As long as you react they will put the finger into the weak spot.

Better

"Yea...i'm working on bruce willis style...(smile)"

Or ridicule

"Yea. I should reduce my testo shots. My balls are also peanut sized by now."

2021-04-13T16:59:46+00:00

Just have your head, grow a beard, and try to put on as much muscle as possible.

ProcessoXifoide · 2021-04-13T23:01:31+00:00

Shave it off man

brianmcg321 · 2021-04-14T02:25:20+00:00

Shave it and grow your beard out.

Bald looks better than balding.

Check out BaldCafe on youtube. It's amazing how much better guys look and how much confidence they get when they finally shave it all off.

CartographerSoft9317 · 2021-04-13T18:20:02+00:00

Why do u hang around with cunts. Idiot

xxx69harambe69xxx · 2021-04-13T14:21:38+00:00

sup cueball

Title	Balding shit tests?
Author	Rashed_69
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Date	April 13, 2021 2:17 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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