Perhaps someone will learn something from my failure last night:

-Find ranting online post saying all men are idiots

-Respond via email saying "Whatever you say pumpkin"

-The game begins

-Gives me her #

-Texting

-Later that night I show up to her place not before she texts "I can't promise sex. Then again I never do"

-Show up

-Sit on her couch for 3 hours talking

-Try to lead conversation to sex, seems to be going good

-Conversation lulls

-2am rolls around (after I've made no moves) and I roll out of there

If it were you, how would you have approached the situation?