"do you masturbate?"

GuestsGetGreens · 2016-10-11T06:37:54+00:00

Classic shit test. If she's asking you how often you masturbate, then that means she's thinking about you masturbating. In my experience, this shit test is designed to see how comfortable you are with sex and if you can hookup casually. Best thing is to flip this test.

"About two or three times a week. How often do you?"

Make sure delivery is calm and there is no surprise. It should feel like any other question in a conversation.

She'll either tell you how often she does, she'll call you a pig, or she'll say she doesn't.

Usually these women are hypersexualized.

trp_ocd · 2016-10-11T13:23:57+00:00

I'm actually in a constant state of semi arousal. As a matter of fact, I'm masturbating now. Here, go ahead and check. I'll keep a lookout.

GuestsGetGreens · 2016-10-11T07:20:33+00:00

Ha! Yes! Good man. Yeah she's on the rebound. Try to hang out with her again if not too much time has passed.

longschlong12 · 2016-10-11T06:20:15+00:00

Every guy I've known has fapped in their life. Woman know it, it's a norm. What isn't the norm is guys not needing to fap, why? Because he has sex on a regular basis.

I think there was a post I read somewhere where a girl asked after sex ' do you masturbate' and he answered with ' If I wanted I could, but I nowadays I don't feel the need to' , and the woman said she respected that. Which implies that he has his urges fulfilled by woman regularly

All_Ads_Deceive · 2016-10-11T06:15:27+00:00

Why are you focused on a pointless question rather than the fact you pussed out on fucking her?

yellowmonkeyzx93 · 2016-10-11T06:19:35+00:00

One of them says she didn't mean to leave me and joins me in the pool. She asks "can I ask you a personal question," without hesitation, "sure". How often do you masturbate?

An opportunity...

I'm a little surprised, but acknowledge, "I do sometimes.".. That's it. We end up leaving, going out to eat, etc.. By the end of the night she bought me a drink at the bar and when we called it a night she kissed me on the cheek.

...that you blew. A girl you met two days suddenly asks you this topic and you just answer her like that and THAT'S IT...???

As I understand it, it wasn't a shit-test. It was an opportunity that presented itself to you.. didn't you get the context? Are you that dense?

sunkindonut149 · 2016-10-11T21:01:54+00:00

Its an insult. It implies that you're a loser fapping to porn in the basement every day.

Title	"do you masturbate?"
Author	PolarAdvance
Upvotes	4
Comments	16
Date	October 11, 2016 6:09 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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