—nothing surprising/shocking here—

On bumble, typical “I’m not here for hookups” profile chick...

So I open with some typical lines after she starts the convo with a meme. Then I want to test red pill theory (honestly I’ve been testing trp like a mad scientist lately).

Me: Btw when you say “not here for hookups” ... I get that, but have to ask what exactly you’re looking for then Her: My swolemate Her: I’m not someone’s booty call, those days are over

... red pill theory true again. She must portray me as beta though... I’m screwed. But hey, she’s pretty open and honest about it, I might have to give her a shot at true swolemate love.