Hey guys.

Girl comes over to have some drinks and chill. She gets completely wasted. My roommate is a weird guy.. i think he's a slow, but a harmless guy. I just moved here, a new city, for school and scored this great place.

This girl starts being a little outta control and disrespectful towards him, so I take her aside and explain to her that it isn't okay and she needs to stop.

Night moves on, we in my room starting to fool around, she has to pee. Walks in to my roommate doing whatever in the bathroom (she's completely naked) and starts yelling at him to hurry up.

I hear this, and immediately throw some pants on, and go ask tell her that she needs to leave.

We go back to my room, she starts crying and apologizing. I just stand there calm and listening while she gets dressed. I say i Okay, it's fine. But never told her she could say. So she's crying and getting dressed, taking as long as possible and bitching at me. I say i'll walk you out, have a smoke, and we can part ways.

She gains composure and starts saying i can't believe you're rejecting ME. Then tells me she was "so thirsty" for me, but I couldn't treat her like a princess, like take her out for food or anything before having sex. She tried to spin it like I was the one losing saying things like "Well I'm going to go get laid, YOU enjoy studying." To which I replied, Thank you, I will. The whole process went on for almost 45 minutes.. me staying calm just trying to get her out of my place.

She texts me later to let me know she got home safe.

I almost lost my composure and began laughing during the process. How'd I handle it? And why the fuck she letting me know she's safe?