Met an accounting student online 2 weeks ago. The conversation is below:

Me: promise me you will always ask for what you want and assume you'll get it

Her: Ok :)

Me: Let's get drinks tonight around 10 -- can you fetch me?

Her: No I can't I got cold today and I need to sleep early

Me: Nice excuse, I'll buy it though :-)

Her: No it's not excuse I really got sick

Me: I could get you soup? :-)

Her: If I get back early tonight :)

Me: Let me know

Her: Ok

Me: I'll have to pick up some from Ralph's before bringing it to you, as my soup recipe is elsewhere

Me: I'm watching the BEST show EVER right now... We should watch it together sometime.

Her: Which show

Me: The good wife

Me: It's over but Amazon prime has all the episodes

Her: O I c

Me: If you are interested, let me know

Me: We can try 1 episode (48min); if you like it, we continue; if not no worries

Her: Ok next time but I was just wondering you know that I'm on an exclusive date right so we will be friends? I just don't want any misunderstanding.

Me: Yes I'll behave

Me: :-)

Her: Ok :)

I think I've done fine, but know I wasn't perfect. Any one care to lend a critical eye to the snippet? Feel free to ask for further details.