How do you handle "Disney Princesses"

vandaalen · 2018-09-02T18:16:06+00:00

I make her a sandwich and bring her to bed. Tomorrow is another hard day in the kindergarten for her.

[deleted] · 2018-09-02T20:43:48+00:00

Go full-Tarzan on her.

dtyler86 · 2018-09-02T21:30:37+00:00

Disney princesses are fine. Better than the vapid Drake obsessed “#BecauseBrunch” type dumb asses. Difference is, they actually love something other than just a Michael Kors watch. And agreed, they’re total freaks in the sheets.

atticusfinch1973 · 2018-09-02T18:13:28+00:00

Most of these women are dying for their ideal Prince Charming. Be that guy without being a loser or committing to them.

An added bonus is that they are probably super freaky in bed.

Fuck_You_Pay_moi · 2018-09-02T17:52:15+00:00

You should treat all women the same, by which I mean tie her up and fuck her rabid

Bl00dSp0rt · 2018-09-02T21:12:55+00:00

I try and steer clear of girls with mental issues .. fucked a handful .. none were wife material.

justicecantakeanap · 2018-09-02T21:15:58+00:00

Avoid. I also don't find them interesting to spend time with, at all.

mrpoopistan · 2018-09-03T02:51:19+00:00

They get mad when you curse

What the hell signals are you giving off?!

Seriously, man. No one tells me to not curse. I don't mean in the sense that they tell me not to and then I show them. I mean, people just don't even contemplate it,

As for your core question . . . what's the magical trick you're trying to find? She's literally doing half the job for you by positioning herself as a small child within the relationship.

All you have to do is provide the other half of the equation. If she's the child, you're the adult. Sprinkle on a regular dose of Amused Mastery and awaaaay you go.

In all honesty, man, play that line to the hilt. If she complains about your cursing, you tell her that it's Daddy Talk. See how she responds.

omega_dawg93 · 2018-09-02T22:22:59+00:00

fuck that. AWALT.

the end.

volvostupidshit · 2018-09-02T23:20:35+00:00

Pump and dump. Nothing more.

UFND · 2018-09-03T02:19:54+00:00

I've nothing productive to add, but this is virtually the Western equivalent of a weeb.

Given that, I wouldn't hold my breath.

fignootins · 2018-09-02T20:54:13+00:00

uhhh, what?

KobayashiDragonSlave · 2018-09-02T19:23:10+00:00

Dude don't do 3d children. Just get off on some Loli

VasiliyZaitzev · 2018-09-03T08:30:32+00:00

Treat her like Gaston would.

MattyAnon · 2018-09-03T12:10:28+00:00

They get mad when you curse but then they seem to like to get freaky after watching 50 Shades of Grey. What is the deal?

Keep cursing - that's her BB programming making her mad.

Why do you want this type of woman?

casemodz · 2018-09-03T21:54:45+00:00

Sounds like childhood trauma...possible sexually assaulted. The voice is a good idea of the age that it happened.

Title	How do you handle "Disney Princesses"
Author	ImmortalAl
Upvotes	35
Comments	20
Date	September 2, 2018 5:50 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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