How to get shit tested?

900_year_old_vampire · 2018-03-20T00:02:53+00:00

go meet 100 women and treat them all like a walking talking collection of holes, 99 of them are going to shit test you to smithereens. you get pretty numb to it after a while. have fun

uzi0096 · 2018-03-20T00:02:48+00:00

You approach a group of hot chicks

Wolvesontheloose · 2018-03-19T23:58:42+00:00

Go to the doctor and bring a sample.

anal_coke · 2018-03-20T00:00:15+00:00

All the information you need is in the sidebar.

oldslut · 2018-03-20T00:11:43+00:00

first, read the side bar, a few times. then, get experience approaching women. then, experience spinning plates. and then, some ltr experience. after that, you'll have plenty of shit test deflection experience to report back on. see you in 3-5 years. in the mean time, agree & amplify is your friend when the shit starts flying.

mrpoopistan · 2018-03-20T02:39:54+00:00

Keep escalating the arrogance level of your behavior around women who don't know you until they start throwing shade your way.

trp28287 · 2018-03-20T13:51:45+00:00

Hang out with the kind of guys who like to shittest. I have two friends who shittest me all the time

JerryLawlerPigFace · 2018-03-20T00:55:08+00:00

I could send some of the idiots I know that shit test like it’s their job your way. You’ll be a master within a week.

58021 · 2018-03-20T08:42:15+00:00

You've just got to be charming, flirty, and joke around with her. They will come. I noticed, however, that not too many girls shit test, at least not over text. I've been with one girl who was exactly the type TRP talks about. All others have been different, and frankly, much nicer and more compliant than the evil wymynz mentioned on this sub. Yes, fucked them all.

Title	How to get shit tested?
Author	VikkBlack
Upvotes	3
Comments	9
Date	March 19, 2018 11:57 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/85oc49/how_to_get_shit_tested/
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