How to get swinging balls?

VasiliyZaitzev · 2020-05-05T04:41:49+00:00

Don’t worry. In a few years they’ll be down to your fucking knees.

Source: Is an old guy.

Filmguy000 · 2020-05-05T07:07:54+00:00

what the fuck

lonewolfsrise · 2020-05-05T06:51:27+00:00

Be an alpha and don't give a fuck.

sugarwaterpurrrple · 2020-05-05T05:22:15+00:00

lmfao

throwaway69764 · 2020-05-05T13:11:56+00:00

nigga

jzekyll6 · 2020-05-05T06:01:02+00:00

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dcis27 · 2020-05-05T06:56:27+00:00

Try not to bone in cold rooms or situations. Higher temps do the trick. Or just relax... have a drink or something and focus on moving core rather than tensing leg muscles

cumberger · 2020-05-05T04:56:57+00:00

i like tren more than i like pleasing her with slapping balls so up the tren and sit in her face

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-05-05T15:31:36+00:00

https://www.billysballbags.com/products/the-original-billys-ballbag

corroded_sec · 2020-05-05T04:41:23+00:00

Get ball stretching weights. Yes they exist.

corroded_sec · 2020-05-05T05:20:21+00:00

Unknown.

DeficientDeity · 2020-05-05T08:01:08+00:00

Warm those bad bois up like you do to a balloon before you blow it up.

2020-05-05T09:19:31+00:00

A really hot and humid room. Fuck her in a sauna you retard:

michael_in_chains · 2020-05-05T14:15:08+00:00

Never try to please a woman based of what she likes or doesn't, it brings her attraction down. Don't something you don't wanna do, or didn't plan to do.

Casanova-Quinn · 2020-05-05T14:21:36+00:00

The scrotum shrinks when cold and hangs when hot. So take a hot shower beforehand and make sure the room temperature is warm enough. That's all there is to it, you don't need any "stretching exercises" like some are saying. lmao

The1ndex · 2020-05-05T14:31:41+00:00

Wrap your nuts in a hot steam towel before doggy

2020-05-05T17:17:00+00:00

Has to do with temperature. Hotter your balls/environment are, more they’re gonna hang

DatRiggz · 2020-05-07T22:37:56+00:00

Get a 24oz stainless ball stretcher, wear off and on initially until you get accustomed, wear 24/7 after that, maybe not while sleeping. Profit.

holyshocker · 2020-05-05T05:54:36+00:00

I wore a half pound steel ball stretcher weight for a while. Look up some pics of ball stretchers. They actually feel pretty fucking good to wear. That warm smooth stainless steel and that slight tug.

masterpiece00 · 2020-05-05T15:20:33+00:00

Holy crap, I knew this sub was in bad shape and taken a quality nose dive but this is just fucking pathetic.

OP, you were born a women, those balls you think you have are just long flaps.

hoopingblob · 2020-05-05T06:36:17+00:00

Pull them. If it hurts, keep pulling

H_Crush · 2020-05-05T09:59:33+00:00

get weights to get your ballsack hanging to please a girl. don't you have any other ways to make sex interesting if you are bored? if not, find another girl

PulmonaryArchery87 · 2020-05-05T14:02:32+00:00

Get a vasectomy.

It is my opinion, the absence of the elasticity of the vas deferens will result in the saggy ass slapping testicles you desire.

How to get swinging balls?

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Title	How to get swinging balls?
Author	jzekyll6
Upvotes	30
Comments	56
Date	May 5, 2020 4:35 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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