I was gaming a hot girl the other day, I'm not chad yet but I'm not super irresistible either I rank myself average, I'll skip all the details and go straight to the things she said.
As she progressed from shit testing and it got more and more intense, she starts saying some disrespectful shit,
-Your car is literally ideal for 70+ year olds it soo gay (even tho I drive a respectable Mazda)
-Trust me I don't have any sort of crush on you.
-Implying I am gay and would "fuck the teacher for grades" (I'm 23 I'm not a highschooler)
-Saying to me if she had a dream about me she'd go blind
-Saying you're not desirable at all trust me
-Saying "you're old asf, do you actually use fake teeth too like them old people" after finding out I'm 23 and she's 22.
To every single shit she said, I came up with something nice that even I feel proud. I didn't even let it get me triggered and never actually commanded respect, I just followed the sidebar.
I followed the rule "do not leave until she does, etc" She never left and in the end I was the one who said goodbye.
I'm withdrawing attention for now.
I did something which I'm not entirely sure was right, I joked about having a smal penis and I made sure it is coming off as a joke and not a statement, however she keeps "reminding me" that I have a shrimp dick-but in a funny way. Even those times I manage to come up with something witty.
I said stop thinking about my lil dicky, and she said I'm laughing about it if I were actually thinking about it i'd be disgusting (strong ASD ik) to which I once again joked "Did you think I was packing, it's smol af boiii"
Was this a right move? Should I refrain from making "lil-dicky" jokes in the future?
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Thanks to all the Gods that they guided me into TRP.
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