Although i've been progressing in the gym, with my studies, and just about everywhere else, I'm struggling with the undertones of my interactions with women. I won't be asking for specific help with every woman, just need to know what parts of my personality to improve on in regards to this conversation. I'll write my motives behind each line I said.

Me: How's it going.

Her: Not bad! How you finding tinder? You look like David Walliams by the way haha.

Me: That's the best back handed compliment I've heard. Tinder is good, cut's out the bullshit.

(David Walliams is kind of funny looking I think)

Her: Haha no David Walliams is attractive! And that's good, so many guys keep persisting after it's a clear no from me, pretending to be someone they are not, no one is perfect, does my head in!

Me:I know right, girls on here have watched to many movies, thinking what works there works in real life. You look like you're into indie music, am I right?

(Weak game I know, i'm trying to establish 4 or 5 lines of rapport and a bit of comfort before I go for the meet up.)

Her: I like all sorts of music really, got a music degree. What music you into?

Me: Mainly rock and metal, some hip hop and can't beat some cheesy 80's either. You seem cool, come for a drink with me next week.

( Telling her a bit about myself, not asking fora date, just strongly suggesting.)

Her: haha that's very precise, next thursday! You busy with other tinder lasses I take it?

Me: Yeah you're after Rita Ora but before Scarlet Johansen.

(Agree and amplify, obvious shit test.)

Her: Can you meet me with Rihanna?

(I notice she hasn't actually gave me an answer to the date offer, so I am now aware she might be using me for validation, because i'm still in the anger phase I don't want my time wasted)

Me: Eww no she's not my type.

Her: (Some bland celebrity)? Her: Hmmm Her: We've got to find someone we both agree on....

Me: I can see you're a bit hesitant, I get that, but I prefer meeting up face to face with people as it saves time. if you're shy, I can do a dance for you, but I want a yes or no.

(This is where I think I fucked up, but like I said, I don't want her stringing me along for mundane conversation, TRP has taught me always be closing though.)

Her: Looooool! I'm not shy at all, i have something on thursday is all, and i didn't know you still wanted to meet up! So fair enough if you need an answer now, it has to be no. And to be even more fair, I've got a lot of issues that I don;t think you'd want to deal with. Good luck :)

(The smiley face pissed me the fuck off for some reason, and I don't know why. Her acting all smug like i've just blown a huge chance.)

Me: I've got a third nipple. Like you said, no one is perfect. How about friday then.

( I was trying to act un-bothered by her little tantrum or whatever. I don't have a third nipple.)

After that she never responded.

I'd appreciate a correction of what I did wrong, just so I've got a blue print of how to act in the future. Hopefully one day I'll be the one giving advice on ASKtrp.