Orbiters, orbiters everywhere

RPAlternate42 · 2018-03-18T03:42:42+00:00

Start hanging out with him. Once you become good friends, float the idea of a devil's threeway with him and your girlfriend but tell him you'll get mad if he fucks her because he's only allowed to fuck you but that mouth stuff with her is okay.

Then try to kiss him.

Everything will be okay after that.

BeeBopJoe · 2018-03-18T04:14:48+00:00

Don't worry about orbiters bro let them be. As long as your gf isn't hanging out with the dude then theres no issue.

W_O_M_B_A_T · 2018-03-18T00:40:15+00:00

Be much less persistent than him. Go hit the gym while he's trying to "confess his feelings." Sending her flowers at work and shit.

Then giggle when she complains about how "you don't pay any attention to me."

room_303 · 2018-03-18T04:53:27+00:00

Know that soon enough a guy WILL come along that takes your gfs fancy. Just enjoy your ride with her now.

danoranika · 2018-03-18T15:14:40+00:00

Ignore this doofus and laugh at his pathetic ass. Orbiting hasn't worked since 2000 B.C.

sign_of_reality · 2018-03-18T01:04:46+00:00

There's nothing you can do. Absorb the suckiness of being in a relationship with someone who doesn't care enough to detach herself from random male attention. Feel how much it sucks. Take it in.

I'd love to give you some proactive spiel but it sounds like we're discovering a fundamental weakness in your relationship. Its like figuring out someone bought a house with water seeping into the basement.

Beyond that, try to not let it bother you.

hamsterenema · 2018-03-18T01:36:20+00:00

You are already cucked. You're on the internet asking random strangers how to handle your girlfriend hanging with other dudes.

You're Fucking cucked.

You're cucked. Goddammit. Learn this rule: if there's any doubt there is no doubt. Do whatever you have to do to get un-cucked. The longer you tolerate it the more it chews away at your self esteem and puts her in a position of power.

Break her fucking heart now. She deserves it for playing you.

Or, head over to mrp or deadbedrooms and let those guys feed your hamster.

Peace.

walawalawa · 2018-03-18T04:10:24+00:00

Delete, block, and ghost this attention whoring skank

Title	Orbiters, orbiters everywhere
Author	BluffButt
Upvotes	8
Comments	43
Date	March 18, 2018 12:38 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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