I’ll keep this short. Took a girl on a date. Went well, invited to a party with her and her friends. Playing a drinking game, fairly chill. I’m sitting there with my hands around her, kissing occasionally, one of the guy friends who had sex with the girl in the past but got friend zoned was obviously jealous. They’ve been friends for years. However,The stupid fuck had a squirt gun in his pocket and he’d squirt other people, which they seemed okay with so whatever, but at one point he randomly squirted the girl I was with and then me. I just ignored it and kept playing the game, but I was tempted to either

1.) kick his ass. I’m not his friend, and he doesn’t know me well enough to fucking spray water in my face.

2.) take the girl by the hand and leave immediately

However, I hadn’t dealt with physical tests from other men before. So I reacted by ignoring it, and resuming the game because I didn’t want to make a scene in front of her and her friends (super close group).

I ended up taking her for a walk a few minutes later and we made out in my car. It was late at this point so I told her I was going home and the party was lame so I left. (I’m older, it was a bunch of college kids, not my vibe).

How should I respond to something passive aggressive like that in the future? I feel I handled it okay, and I didn’t want to escalate anything, but I was mad as hell this shit head felt threatened enough to fucking squirt water in my face. Who the fuck has a squirt gun? The guy was mentally a child obviously, but he was also fairly muscular so I wasn’t keen on fighting over something small.

Looking back on it, I think I should have grabbed her immediately, walked her back to her apartment (next door) and fucked her brains out. I’m not there to be friends with her friends, I’m there for her. Next time something like that happens I think the correct response is to leave with the girl immediately.

What do you think?