Often in Red Pill reports, I read something along the lines of (paraphrasing):

"So she was approached by all her blue pill beta orbiters, while I just leaned back with my cigar and enjoyed the show."

Essentially, cigarettes (or cigars) seem to be a good thing to be doing while not doing anything, seeming aloof, etc.

However, for health reasons, I don't want to smoke. Any alternative "thing" I can do instead?