Text advice. Met this HB9 while she was working at grocery store pushing carts

MentORPHEUS · 2019-05-02T16:31:36+00:00

9

cart pusher

medical conditions

I think we're getting off on a bad foot with the parameters here, but anyway...

Not a very warm response from her; I'd softball something like this back and concern myself with other affairs.

"Don't count yourself out too easily. I'm going to (fun place) at (time within days) if you'd like to join."

FereallyRed · 2019-05-02T15:25:22+00:00

Fuck. No.

Why would you cockblock yourself like that?

Just tell her she's going out with you.

"That's too bad. But I guarantee you'll feel better when you meet me at the Bamboo Lounge tomorrow at 8."

Put it out there.

"Come on fuckos, let's go for a ride."

R3ginal · 2019-05-02T17:20:51+00:00

Rollo Tomassi: "If it's not a hell yes, it's a hell no."

blewbluw · 2019-05-02T15:17:02+00:00

It seems like she’s genuinely not interested to be honest. I’d just say all good and delete her number.

freew33zy · 2019-05-02T16:18:52+00:00

The first half of your reply is fine, the second half is bad. "You collapsed after we met? Pretty typical when ladies meet me" end text there. When she responds, then ask her out. A bit of banter then leading to the meet-up has worked for me.

coconsulting · 2019-05-02T19:32:06+00:00

I’ve never seen an HB9 that pushes carts, but you do you bro.

BigJohnnyCockRamPHD · 2019-05-03T00:51:41+00:00

9? GTFOH. 88.67% of you internet nerds have never seen a 9 in real life let alone approached one.

Presidentfort · 2019-05-02T15:54:27+00:00

“I’ve had girls laugh with me but no collapses yet haha that’s a first”. Go with this. Don’t address the rest cause you’ll lose

jrdnsln · 2019-05-02T21:29:26+00:00

"No problem. Take care."

Not a word more.

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2019-05-02T20:20:48+00:00

Don't tell me what to do. logistics

edwardhwhite · 2019-05-03T00:20:02+00:00

"Thanks for the heads up!"

krayono · 2019-05-03T03:37:13+00:00

How did you get her number?

FREECRACK6 · 2019-05-02T15:43:03+00:00

“That’s hot”

Title	Text advice. Met this HB9 while she was working at grocery store pushing carts
Author	Estrogenoxygen
Upvotes	5
Comments	27
Date	May 2, 2019 3:13 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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